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The kind of person that makes a retarded chimp look smart. They often can be found leaving definitions for their own name or the names of their friends on urbandictionary.com
Joe smith definition:
1: joe smith is the coolest man alive, look at me i wrote my name i am joe smith
2: joe smith is a twit
by truefate May 20, 2004
1.A total and complete idiot.


2. TWIT short for This week in Tech. A Podcating hosted by Leo Laporte,Kevin Rose, Partick Norton, and many other people from the former TechTV that has since been fired or quit. Very helpful if you want to learn about tech. the link is http://www.twit.tv/hi-b/
1.My friends.

2.You need to listen to TWIT if you miss the old TSS (The Screen Savers)
by D.J.Corny Name June 10, 2005
A moron with their own social network called "Twitter"
You twit
by Noah Webster1828 December 03, 2011
The plural future tense of the word "tweets." Often confused with the word "twit" which is someone who is socially inept. This word came into widespread use with the rise of the social networking and microblogging website Twitter.
Present tense of "tweets:" I have sent 278 tweets today and need to get a life.

Plural future tense: We need to send out twits about the upcoming party.
by tweet master April 21, 2011
a person who is addicted to twitter.
"wow, he just tweeted 6 times in the past three minutes."
"what a twit."
by stuffypupz April 04, 2010
someone who uses the social networking site "twitter"
My girlfriend is always on twitter, she is such a twit.
by digireads February 05, 2010
Someone who tweets on Twitter.
Write is to writer as twit is to _____? (answer, Twitter)
by seattleanthony October 13, 2009
Teenage Women In Their Thirties.

A woman who avoids serious relationships or parenthood so she can continue to party like a teenager.
Female Co-worker: Ugh...I am so hung-over from last night, but the drinking and the clubbing were crazy fun.

Other Female Co-worker Who Has Kids: You're such a TWIT. Isn't it time to grow up and settle down with a husband?
by SmartyPantsGirl August 21, 2009

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