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n. someone who is a pompous idiot
I really don't see why that woman doesn't get off welfare, hire a Nanny, and get a job. I mean McDonalds is always hiring.

Shut-up you twit!
by anonymous July 11, 2004
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"What is a twit?"
"A pregnant goldfish!"
-Anthony Wilde
by wilde February 10, 2014
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Acronym for "Terrible Woman Instigating Trouble". Most often a female friend or co-worker who in an obsessive covert manner sabotages the relationship of a committed couple to oust one partner for her to permanently replace. May have issues (+/-) of mental or physical impairment typically found to be undesirable in a mate.
"Honey, have you noticed our friend Swethoggah giving you "the look"? S/he drops in so often I sometimes think s/he doesn't want you and I to spend time alone. We should start being not so available because s/he is acting like a T.W.I.T."
by J-A G Higg... September 18, 2006
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1. A complete dumbass/fool/retard
2. term for a pregnant fish
1. He's acting like a TWIT agin
2. That TWIT is going to have babies soon
by Beefarino44 July 20, 2005
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Acronym for "This Week in Tech". "tWiT" is "America's most listened to podcast and winner of the 2005 People's Choice Podcast Award".

The podcast was created by Leo Laporte who "hosts the show, produces it, edits it, runs the web site, collects the money, pays the TWiTs, and eats crow when the show is late. You can read his biography at his personal web site.

Leo's co-host on The (late lamented) Screen Savers for many years was Patrick Norton.

Kevin Rose, the last host of The Screen Savers, currently produces and stars in systm - an Internet-only TV show created by his web TV company, Revison3. Learn more on his personal web site.

Kevin, Patrick, and Leo are principals in TWiT LLC.

Joining them each week is a rotating cast of TWiTs, all former TechTV hosts, including:

Robert Heron
Yoshi DeHerrera
Roger Chang
David Prager
John C. Dvorak
Jessica Corbin
Megan Morrone
Andy Walker
Amber MacArthur

Other regulars include:

Steve Gibson."
You can download Leo's podcast "tWit" at twit.tv, the iTunes directory, or using a program such as ipodderX.
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One who uses Twitter.
Quit Tweeting, Twit!
by AmbroseKalifornia March 06, 2009
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omg, he is totally a twit
hes a pregnant goldfish?
.....
by whatthefrenchtoast? May 19, 2008
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