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The kind of person that makes a retarded chimp look smart. They often can be found leaving definitions for their own name or the names of their friends on urbandictionary.com
Joe smith definition:
1: joe smith is the coolest man alive, look at me i wrote my name i am joe smith
2: joe smith is a twit
by truefate May 20, 2004
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by Cheyenne January 03, 2005
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According to Oxford Student's Dictionary: a foolish person
You twit
by Anonymous March 17, 2003
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a) an imbecile

b) a user of the social network Twitter
a) He's such a Twit

b) He's such a Twit
by JJJDorsey February 05, 2011
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something that you call someone who is anoying or a complete asshole
man that guy over there is sucha a F***ing twit
by FreedomMrtn February 28, 2009
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(n.) Someone with the rare ability to suck their own cock
The other day I walked in on my son sucking his own umm...let's just say he's a twit
by Da Ass Master December 07, 2009
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Bird brained; of low intelligence
"Did you see that twit driver speeding through the school zone?!"
by illused June 11, 2015
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