a person who twitters
my friend bob is such a twit. He forgot to look both ways while crossing the street when he was sending a tweet and he got hit by a car.
#twit #tweeter #twitterer #twitter #texter
by Prodeluxe May 23, 2009
Top Definition
The kind of person that makes a retarded chimp look smart. They often can be found leaving definitions for their own name or the names of their friends on urbandictionary.com
Joe smith definition:
1: joe smith is the coolest man alive, look at me i wrote my name i am joe smith
2: joe smith is a twit
by truefate May 20, 2004
A moron with absolutely no sense.
See also Paris Hilton
by Cheyenne January 03, 2005
According to Oxford Student's Dictionary: a foolish person
You twit
by Anonymous March 17, 2003
(n.) Someone with the rare ability to suck their own cock
The other day I walked in on my son sucking his own umm...let's just say he's a twit
#tweetin #tweetin' #tweeting #blowjob #head #self sucking #self oral #self-oral #dome
by Da Ass Master December 07, 2009
a) an imbecile

b) a user of the social network Twitter
a) He's such a Twit

b) He's such a Twit
#idiot #fool #tool #fail #twitter #retard #stupid #silly #stoned
by JJJDorsey February 05, 2011
something that you call someone who is anoying or a complete asshole
man that guy over there is sucha a F***ing twit
#asshole #gay #weird #bisexual #reatarded
by FreedomMrtn February 28, 2009
n. someone who is a pompous idiot
I really don't see why that woman doesn't get off welfare, hire a Nanny, and get a job. I mean McDonalds is always hiring.

Shut-up you twit!
by anonymous July 11, 2004
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