something that you call someone who is anoying or a complete asshole
man that guy over there is sucha a F***ing twit
by FreedomMrtn February 28, 2009
A pregnant goldfish.
"What is a twit?"
"A pregnant goldfish!"
-Anthony Wilde
by wilde February 10, 2014
Acronym for "Terrible Woman Instigating Trouble". Most often a female friend or co-worker who in an obsessive covert manner sabotages the relationship of a committed couple to oust one partner for her to permanently replace. May have issues (+/-) of mental or physical impairment typically found to be undesirable in a mate.
"Honey, have you noticed our friend Swethoggah giving you "the look"? S/he drops in so often I sometimes think s/he doesn't want you and I to spend time alone. We should start being not so available because s/he is acting like a T.W.I.T."
by J-A G Higg... September 18, 2006
Bird brained; of low intelligence
"Did you see that twit driver speeding through the school zone?!"
by illused June 11, 2015
person who goes on twitter
That twit, Tisharra, is constantly on Twitter!
by sammyman October 12, 2009
TWITs stands for 'Teenage Women in Their Thirties' and refers to 30-something women who have extended their adolescence, as well as those who, after starting a family, have entered a second teenage lifestage. The poster girls might be Pink, Victoria Beckham and Gwen Stefani.
As noted by Australian social researcher Mark McCrindle (www.mccrindle.com.au), the popularisation of lifestyle segments began in the 1980’s most notably with the Yuppies (Young Urban Professionals) and then the DINKs (Double Income, No Kids). The 1990’s introduced us to the SNAGs (Sensitive New Age Guy) and the WAGs (Wives And Girlfriends –notably of sporting stars). Other recent labels include KIPPERS (Kids In Parents' Pockets Eroding Retirement Savings), NETTELs (Not Enough Time To Enjoy Life), the Downagers, the Silver Stylers and the Boomerang kids.
"Did you see those TWITs at the bar?"
by Wolfwoman September 12, 2009
A she male... Who is a male gigilo. That has a shit ton of STDs and is super fucking bitchy about it.... And are usually really retarded
Cindy shit her self at the dinner today. Then proceeded to strip and everybody out she was a twit...
by Shankahoe May 05, 2015
A moron with their own social network called "Twitter"
You twit
by Noah Webster1828 December 03, 2011
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