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71.
Something akin to a nerd; someone who is very unhip and also oblivious to the fact that they are. Like a guy wearing shorts and black socks with a camera hanging from his neck walking around Disneyworld with his twitty wife and twit kids.
Look at those twits playing jarts in their back yard.
by Woody Thomas February 05, 2006
 
22.
A moron with their own social network called "Twitter"
You twit
by Noah Webster1828 December 03, 2011
 
23.
The plural future tense of the word "tweets." Often confused with the word "twit" which is someone who is socially inept. This word came into widespread use with the rise of the social networking and microblogging website Twitter.
Present tense of "tweets:" I have sent 278 tweets today and need to get a life.

Plural future tense: We need to send out twits about the upcoming party.
by tweet master April 21, 2011
 
24.
That's what I thought
Mom: Sonny can you please take out the garbage.
Sonny: I already did mom, TWIT bitch
by MisaelC April 15, 2010
 
25.
a person who is addicted to twitter.
"wow, he just tweeted 6 times in the past three minutes."
"what a twit."
by stuffypupz April 04, 2010
 
26.
someone who uses the social networking site "twitter"
My girlfriend is always on twitter, she is such a twit.
by digireads February 05, 2010
 
27.
Someone who tweets on Twitter.
Write is to writer as twit is to _____? (answer, Twitter)
by seattleanthony October 13, 2009
 
28.
Teenage Women In Their Thirties.

A woman who avoids serious relationships or parenthood so she can continue to party like a teenager.
Female Co-worker: Ugh...I am so hung-over from last night, but the drinking and the clubbing were crazy fun.

Other Female Co-worker Who Has Kids: You're such a TWIT. Isn't it time to grow up and settle down with a husband?
by SmartyPantsGirl August 21, 2009