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Acronym for "This Week in Tech". "tWiT" is "America's most listened to podcast and winner of the 2005 People's Choice Podcast Award".

The podcast was created by Leo Laporte who "hosts the show, produces it, edits it, runs the web site, collects the money, pays the TWiTs, and eats crow when the show is late. You can read his biography at his personal web site.

Leo's co-host on The (late lamented) Screen Savers for many years was Patrick Norton.

Kevin Rose, the last host of The Screen Savers, currently produces and stars in systm - an Internet-only TV show created by his web TV company, Revison3. Learn more on his personal web site.

Kevin, Patrick, and Leo are principals in TWiT LLC.

Joining them each week is a rotating cast of TWiTs, all former TechTV hosts, including:

Robert Heron
Yoshi DeHerrera
Roger Chang
David Prager
John C. Dvorak
Jessica Corbin
Megan Morrone
Andy Walker
Amber MacArthur

Other regulars include:

Steve Gibson."
You can download Leo's podcast "tWit" at twit.tv, the iTunes directory, or using a program such as ipodderX.
by Stephenclaypool+urban@gmail.com August 29, 2005
 
1.
The kind of person that makes a retarded chimp look smart. They often can be found leaving definitions for their own name or the names of their friends on urbandictionary.com
Joe smith definition:
1: joe smith is the coolest man alive, look at me i wrote my name i am joe smith
2: joe smith is a twit
by truefate May 20, 2004
 
2.
A moron with absolutely no sense.
See also Paris Hilton
by Cheyenne January 03, 2005
 
3.
According to Oxford Student's Dictionary: a foolish person
You twit
by Anonymous March 17, 2003
 
4.
(n.) Someone with the rare ability to suck their own cock
The other day I walked in on my son sucking his own umm...let's just say he's a twit
by Da Ass Master December 07, 2009
 
5.
a) an imbecile

b) a user of the social network Twitter
a) He's such a Twit

b) He's such a Twit
by JJJDorsey February 05, 2011
 
6.
something that you call someone who is anoying or a complete asshole
man that guy over there is sucha a F***ing twit
by FreedomMrtn February 28, 2009
 
7.
Acronym for "Terrible Woman Instigating Trouble". Most often a female friend or co-worker who in an obsessive covert manner sabotages the relationship of a committed couple to oust one partner for her to permanently replace. May have issues (+/-) of mental or physical impairment typically found to be undesirable in a mate.
"Honey, have you noticed our friend Swethoggah giving you "the look"? S/he drops in so often I sometimes think s/he doesn't want you and I to spend time alone. We should start being not so available because s/he is acting like a T.W.I.T."
by J-A G Higg... September 18, 2006