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TWiT: stands for "this WEEK in TECH,” a weekly podcast centering on technology news. The podcast is hosted by Leo Laporte (former host of The Screen Savers) who is joined by a rotating list of panelists. Most of the key members have at one point been associated with or employed by what was TechTV. Regulars include: Patrick Norton, Roger Chang, David Prager, John C. Dvorak, Kevin Rose, Robert Heron, and Joshua "Yoshi" DeHerrera. Slogans: “Your first podcast of the week is the last word in tech” and “Combining a mind-numbing commitment to tech news with surprisingly valuable information.” Episodes are also referred to as TWiTcasts and the show’s devoted listeners are known as the “TWiT Army.”
The last episode of TWiT was late, but it was worth the wait.

I just downloaded the new TWiTcast and it sounds great since they stopped recording from Skype.
by ctbyte August 07, 2005
 
1.
The kind of person that makes a retarded chimp look smart. They often can be found leaving definitions for their own name or the names of their friends on urbandictionary.com
Joe smith definition:
1: joe smith is the coolest man alive, look at me i wrote my name i am joe smith
2: joe smith is a twit
by truefate May 20, 2004
 
2.
A moron with absolutely no sense.
See also Paris Hilton
by Cheyenne January 03, 2005
 
3.
According to Oxford Student's Dictionary: a foolish person
You twit
by Anonymous March 17, 2003
 
4.
(n.) Someone with the rare ability to suck their own cock
The other day I walked in on my son sucking his own umm...let's just say he's a twit
by Da Ass Master December 07, 2009
 
5.
a) an imbecile

b) a user of the social network Twitter
a) He's such a Twit

b) He's such a Twit
by JJJDorsey February 05, 2011
 
6.
something that you call someone who is anoying or a complete asshole
man that guy over there is sucha a F***ing twit
by FreedomMrtn February 28, 2009
 
7.
n. someone who is a pompous idiot
I really don't see why that woman doesn't get off welfare, hire a Nanny, and get a job. I mean McDonalds is always hiring.

Shut-up you twit!
by anonymous July 11, 2004