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When, for reasons beyond your control, you must revoke an update you entered on your Twitter account. My twitter entry (in jest): ‘Wanting to foray into politics, thinking about selling a seat on the Metro-Urban Fellowship Leadership Committee to the highest bidder.’
A random co-worker (later, by the water cooler): “Haha, I saw your twitter entry! That’s so hilarious!” Me: “Try telling that to the boss. He made me Twit-back. Jerk!” |
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| 2. | twit biff | ||
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also known as a twit bffl, twit buddy, twit bestie etc. to be best friends with someone on twitter. or you just get lots of @replies back and forth with a particular person. @rosiearmstrong isnt cool anough to have a twit biff. but @swayswayhayley is. so is @akashamead her twit biff is @michaellington
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| 3. | Gweet back to you | ||
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To 'Get back to you' via twitter, in the form of a tweet. Stacy: @DebLovesGS Hey the party's tonight...you coming?
Deb: @StacyXOXO I'll gweet back to you after I have decided. |
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| 4. | Twit | ||
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Something akin to a nerd; someone who is very unhip and also oblivious to the fact that they are. Like a guy wearing shorts and black socks with a camera hanging from his neck walking around Disneyworld with his twitty wife and twit kids. Look at those twits playing jarts in their back yard.
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| 5. | Twitblock | ||
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(twit) (blok) –verb (used with object) 1. To obstruct computer access to social networking sites such as facebook, myspace, or twitter by using SonicWALL or similar. 2. The act of stopping someone from updating their status on social networking sites by placing obstacles in the way. 3. The act of employers blocking content from company owned computers. Bud: my facebook and twitter arent working!
Angela: DAMN! we've been twitblock'd! Bud: why does our boss always have to be such a twitblock!?! Bud: I cant update my twitter anymore, please help! IT Guy: We blocked social networking sites from the server. Bud: you are such a twitblock! I hate you! IT Guy: Sorry, I had to do it, the orders came from above. Bud: Can we at least still look at porn? Bud: Why did you twitblock me?? Boss: Shut up and get back to work! |
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| 6. | Macdad | ||
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Single male parent or separated fathers who spend sad Saturday afternoon access periods living in Macdonalds crying in their Cola as the kids devour their happy meals while dad clock watches till they have to back to mums so they can go and visit "Uncle Steve" aka: mums new fella! Hey Dan look at the long face of that guy over there!
Poor bugger... counting down the hours before he takes the kids back home again to their mum. He`s deffo a MacDad |
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| 7. | champ | ||
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n. anyone who is severly deluded about their ability to do something well or effectively. an annoying twit. hey champ...she's clearly not interested, so get the fuck out of my chair so I can get back to my beer.
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