To become suddenly affected by an unfortunate event (namely in regards to unfortunate encounters with girlfriends) and to take on a depressed demeanor in response.
Also: Quite literally, the victim's penis twists up and resembles a cork screw. Only alcohol and the lubricating function of the vagina can undo this twisty-dick-ness.
Your buddy just breaks up with his girlfriend:
You: "Awww.. Who has the twisty-dick?"
Your buddy: "... I have the twisty dick..." :(
You: "It's okay, buddy... We'll find a bottle of Jack and a couple of hookers to untwist your twisty-dick..."
Your buddy: "Thanks, buudddyyy...." :D
The act of a woman giving a backwards hand-job to a male, while the pinky finger is two knuckles deep inside the penis hole.
Person 1: Fuck bro, my dick hole is so sore and swollen after last night..
Person 2: Oh man, did you pick up an STI?
Person 1: Nah, Sharon got carried away last night and gave me a Twisty Pisty.
Person 2: Worth it?
Person 1: Yea man, there's no better feeling than simultaneously bleeding and cumming at the same time.
|3.||three man skiing|
The action of one person sitting in the middle of two erected males and imagining themself skiing down a fast twisty hill using the male's erections as ski poles.
Yesterday, it was cold out so we decided to do some three man skiing inside. After I hit a jump a couple of times, there wound up being an avalanche.
When a man fucks a woman in the ass causing a gaping asshole. The man then shits into the woman's gaping asshole and proceeds to fuck her ass with his shit still inside. The man then fucks the shit until he ejaculates into it. After that the woman shits all of what was in her ass onto the man's dick thus resembling a deepfried twinkie with some of the creamy filling seeping out.
Me and my girlfriend made a Deepfried Twinkie last night, it was fucking sick!
Bug is what i call the creepy brown guy who stares at me in math.
It can be applied to any creepy guy but generally it is a creepy BROWN guy.. with a mustache- (NOT A COOL TWISTY FRENCH ONE)
-Bug just picked his nose
-Bug is winking his unibrow at me
-A creepy brown guy is stalking you? oh you mean a bug.
When someone is sucking a man's dick, and plucks every last pube with his/her teeth, and braids the pubes with their tongue.
Dude, last night Emily gave me a pube braid.
I hate it when I'm getting a blow job and the girl gives me a pube braid!
2)the twisty things on a screw
3)an insult related to the words idiot, stupid loser, ass munch, fart sack, dick weed, etc.
Man, Fuzz is such a screw loop.