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18.
1. Gnarled or tangled.

2. A twisting motion looks like a tied up man trying to wriggle his way out of the rope.

3. Something that's just plain messed up. A 'WTF?!' moment.
1. "This forest is creepy, the branches are all twisted and I see yellow eyes in the bushes!"

2. If you twist the lever, the secret door opens!

3. A pregnant man, now that's twisted.
by Aspirations January 11, 2009
 
1.
bein high and drunk at tha same time
this nigga is twisted he took a few 40's and some j's
by Griff July 01, 2004
 
2.
Simultaneously under the influence of alcohol and marijuana: drunk and high
After i smoked that blunt, i killed that fifth and got twisted.
by lil weezyana October 27, 2007
 
3.
1. mixed up, confused
2. carzy, wild
1. Don't get it twisted, juss cuz she slept with the whole block don't mean she's a ho---she's just friednly.
2. That nigga is into some twisted shit, he wanted me to tie him up....
by DarkNova December 13, 2001
 
4.
To be evil, really messed up, mad (insanely), or even sick.
Some people on the internet are really twisted.
by Republican Warrior April 17, 2005
 
5.
high and plasteredat the same time.
Nobody at the party got twisted even though they said they were.
by Ames Hill October 29, 2007
 
6.
A. Extremely intoxicated
B. The rolling of a joint, blunt, or cigarette
C. To have ill-advised ideas or misconceptions
D. The act of victimizing an individual
E. Referring to the braiding of hair

Often interchangeable with Fucked Up
A. "I wast twisted last night!"

B. "I twisted 2 packs of blunts!"

C. "This fool had shit strait twisted, trying to walk away with my blunt!"

D. "He was bout to get his ass twisted, for real!"

E. "I went to the barber shop and got my hair twisted up this morning!"
by JGSR November 16, 2007
 
7.
(adj.) Twisted; peculiar and strange. Not of the norm. Used to decsribe persons or situations or things that are somewhat eccentric; maniacal, madness, psychopathic
"..he had developed a twisted view of society after being held in prison all those years".

"Just what are you thinking up there in that twisted mind of yours when you look at me like that"?
by DoggWolf March 30, 2005