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A unit of measurement in reference to somebody's poor eating habits regardless of his or her actual number of twinkies consumed.
Girl 1: Shit, that guy has to be atleast 400lbs!
Girl 2: Yeah looks as though he's been hittin the twinkies pretty hard.

I think you need to lay off the twinkies, Lars.

Phyllis definately gets her fair share of twinkies.
by Kakapoto May 22, 2007
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1.
An asian who acts like a white person, hangs out with white people, dresses like a white person, etc. Basicly, yellow on the outside, white on the inside. Used as an insult
That Micheal, what a twinky he is!
by who ate my peanuts December 09, 2004
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2.
adj;
An INSANE female, usually Caucasian. Someone who has not one but TWO twinkles in their eyes due to their high degree of social insanity, someone so over obsessed with an estranged lover that they become oblivious to their actions and consequences of their actions. Prone to fits spontanious crying,screaming, violent fits of rage or any emotional outburst at work, restaurants, traffic or any public place without sign or warning.
Can usually be found on the internet in singles chatrooms or have singles profiles on dating websites. Will come off as overly sexual possibly even agressive and enticing but will become posessive and demanding after intercourse. Has been known to call 8, 9, 15 or more times per day and will show up at your home or work un announced if ignored.
VERY, VERY hard to get rid of. Lacks any shame or accountability.
Greg: OMG, did you see Erin this morning?

Chuck: No, what did "Twinky" do this time?

Greg: That crazy bitch has been parked out front all night. This shit's starting to creep me out. You remember that movie where the chick boiled the rabbitts?

Chuck: Dude, that's it -- we need to have a house meeting
Dave REALLY needs to stop fucking these crazy internet chicks at the house. Not cool.

by Gonz8 March 24, 2008
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3.
asian people that only appear asian but are actually white on the inside.. much like a twinkie Phrase coined by Herold and Kumar!
Asian chick 1: that guy is HOT!
Asian chick 2: Naah.. hes a twinkie
by Alex October 14, 2004
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4.
The ultimate, pre-packaged, snack-cake. Completely lacking any form of nutrition, it consists of a "golden-sponge cake" injected with a "creamy filling".

It is hard to say what the actual contents are of this trailer park delicacy, neither would i want to know (ignorance is bliss).
The only food that could withstand a nuclear holocaust, it has the amazing ability to stop up your colon for days if eaten in excess.
Dude you gotta cut down on those twinkys.
by gcolpitts August 06, 2011
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5.
22" rims
The new Sean John Limited Edition Navigator rolls on twinkies.
by S3 September 30, 2003
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6.
young, body hair-less, 'teenage looking' homosexual men.
Those blond guys are Twinkies.
by attackeagle March 31, 2008
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7.
People, especially couples, who dress alike, maybe in identical hokey T-shirts.
My husband and I both have T-shirts from Key West that say, "Why did the chicken cross the road?" "Because she could no wait for death."

If we show up in the morning there is a huge scream of "Twinkies!" Somebody volunteers to change.
by Sally M. November 29, 2004
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