In short, a "valley girl". You know, the annoying cheerleader-ish one who sat by you in high school and the only words that ever came out of her mouth were, "And he said...then she said...and I was like, no way!" or, "Oh my God, I broke a nail!" A superficial and utterly shallow, soulless being. She is either a cheerleader or is friends with the whole squad. She is envied for her looks, and is annoyingly thin because all she ever eats is salad. Or sometimes twinkies eat whatever they want and are still annoyingly thin because they go to the gym a lot or just have really fast metabolism. She is almost always blonde and gets away with EVERYTHING. She usually comes from a rich family and always has perfect nails and hair, and tons of accessories, not to mention her own stash of fluffy pens and of course name-brand clothes. Seeing her in a bikini would make every guy in the school drool over her huge chest, and every girl barf in envy.
(Setting: a classroom in a typical American high school. The teacher is yelling at everyone to shut up and pay attention, but seems totally oblivious to the twinkie yakking away obnoxiously on her cell phone.)
"NO!! ...You are not serious!! ...He broke UP with her??!!... Well give him, I don't know, do you think two days is too much?... Ok, two days, then give him my number.... No, I'm not going to DATE him, silly! I just want to hook up with him. That way I can finally get (insert football player's name here) to notice me!
#cheerleader #valley girl #gold digger #mean girl #bimbo
by Mrs. Waxy Bunny June 02, 2006
Youthful, only slightly muscular, relatively hairless gay man.
by Sooper! June 09, 2002
A derogatory term used to represent fat/homely/fuglywomen.

The term twinkie was origionally derived from the phrase, "fat chicks smell like twinkies".

It was once thought that a women who ate their own weight in twinkies would eventually smell like twinkies.
"Dude, dont look now, but that twinkie in the red dress is checking you out!"
"Aww dude... She looks like the kool-aid man...with cankles"
#twinky #twinkys #fugly #fat chick #chubster
by TT0MM January 31, 2012
an asian pretending to be white
that chinese is such a twinkie
#asian #twinke #twinkle #white #yellow
by rfgthjk August 29, 2011
the act of filling the girls anus, vagina, and mouth with semen
"dude i gave this girl a twinkie last night and she loved it"

- "ohh baby give me a twinkie ;) im so hungry"
#sex #semen #funny #cum #word
by cloud93 November 15, 2013
a white person who acts and looks asian or wants to be asian.
dude meet my new friend" "dude your friend is such a twinkie
#asian #person #friend #white #twinkie
by savage2K10 January 04, 2011
Twinkie isn't a cake, it's another term for "someone you have in common with." Because the Twinkie cakes come in packages of two, well, two people come in packages of two, as well. So if you and someone has a lot in common, that person becomes your twinkie!
Twinkies one: I like to swim.

Twinkies two: omg, me to!

Twinkies one: We are so totally twinkies!

Twinkies two: Omg!
#twinkies #same #thing #meanings #friends #in #common
by Coffee-Fairy-Chan March 10, 2010
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