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22.
One who thinks they are really awesome, yet are not; based on the fact that, while Twinkies have a reputation to be extremely good, they are terrible.
"That douchebag is such a twinkie."
by P Norment January 12, 2012
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23.
A term describing a very sweet, cute girl who is mentally a lightweight.
"What's wrong with that girl?"
"She was a twinkie - nice and sweet but not all there"
by knownslacker July 10, 2008
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24.
Those asian people who act like they're white. Usually pass their classes, but dumb down their vocabulary enough to communicate with the white trash they hang around. Hence they become twinkies, yellow on the outside, but white on the inside.
Douche1: Man, have you seen that Ashley chick?
Douche2: Yeah dude, I thought asian people were supposed to be nerds or something
Douche1: I guess she's a twinkie or something
by ThatOtherWhiteGuy December 11, 2013
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25.
the act of filling the girls anus, vagina, and mouth with semen
"dude i gave this girl a twinkie last night and she loved it"

- "ohh baby give me a twinkie ;) im so hungry"
by cloud93 November 15, 2013
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26.
A snack cake created by Hostess which now is being more of a collectors item thanks to Hostess's Bankruptcy.
Damn, the cheapest box of twinkies is $21,000,000 on ebay.
by all your base belong to us November 21, 2012
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27.
A person who is obsessed (usually young females) with the "Twilight Saga" series of the film adaptations. Twinkies embrace all things Twilight with religious zeal, daily visiting fansites, quoting dialoge from the series, and stalking (online or in person) the films' stars, especially on the Vancouver BC movie set. Most Twinkies are "Team Edward"
Twinkie: "OMG!! Isn't Edward Cullen like so hot??? I'm gonna marry him!!!"

Normal Person: "Dude, he's not real."
by Beantown2009 August 28, 2012
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28.
A derogatory term used to represent fat/homely/fuglywomen.

The term twinkie was origionally derived from the phrase, "fat chicks smell like twinkies".

It was once thought that a women who ate their own weight in twinkies would eventually smell like twinkies.
"Dude, dont look now, but that twinkie in the red dress is checking you out!"
"Aww dude... She looks like the kool-aid man...with cankles"
by TT0MM January 31, 2012
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