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In short, a "valley girl". You know, the annoying cheerleader-ish one who sat by you in high school and the only words that ever came out of her mouth were, "And he said...then she said...and I was like, no way!" or, "Oh my God, I broke a nail!" A superficial and utterly shallow, soulless being. She is either a cheerleader or is friends with the whole squad. She is envied for her looks, and is annoyingly thin because all she ever eats is salad. Or sometimes twinkies eat whatever they want and are still annoyingly thin because they go to the gym a lot or just have really fast metabolism. She is almost always blonde and gets away with EVERYTHING. She usually comes from a rich family and always has perfect nails and hair, and tons of accessories, not to mention her own stash of fluffy pens and of course name-brand clothes. Seeing her in a bikini would make every guy in the school drool over her huge chest, and every girl barf in envy.
(Setting: a classroom in a typical American high school. The teacher is yelling at everyone to shut up and pay attention, but seems totally oblivious to the twinkie yakking away obnoxiously on her cell phone.)
"NO!! ...You are not serious!! ...He broke UP with her??!!... Well give him, I don't know, do you think two days is too much?... Ok, two days, then give him my number.... No, I'm not going to DATE him, silly! I just want to hook up with him. That way I can finally get (insert football player's name here) to notice me!
by Mrs. Waxy Bunny June 02, 2006
 
57.
1. A believer in Creationism/Intelligent Design, interference of church in secular government who conflates pedestrian sentimentality and superstition with science, ethics and legality. 2. Someone who consistently trolls science, news/current events, religion and atheism chatrooms and forums posting misinformation, distortions and outright lies in order to support a puerile teleology. 3. A willful ignoramus, a scientific and legal illiterate, an intellectual lightweight.
The twinkie attempted to "prove" specious claims by posting links that were unrelated to the topic.
by XaurreauX August 15, 2006
 
58.
1. A believer in Creationism/Intelligent Design, interference of church in secular government who conflates pedestrian sentimentality and superstition with science, ethics and legality. 2. Someone who consistently trolls science, news/current events, religion and atheism chatrooms and forums posting misinformation, distortions and outright lies in order to support a puerile teleology. 3. A willful ignoramus, a scientific and legal illiterate, an intellectual lightweight.
The twinkie attempted to "prove" specious claims by posting links that were unrelated to the topic.
by XaurreauX March 01, 2006
 
59.
A young teenager who is not very knowledgable. Someone who is easily led and very gullible. A Noobie if you will.
"Hey who is up the street?"
"A bunch of Twinkies"
"Hey maybe they'll get us drunk, fuckin twinkies!"
by Your Mothers Mom January 16, 2006
 
60.
the male special place, known as a twinkie by joe. Also, twinkette. This is the female special place.
Joe, stop playing with your twinkie!
But im horny!
That's no excuse to wank in public!
by uaag May 11, 2005
 
61.
cream filled pastry.. no substance..
used to describe a bimbo high school girl.. pretty... slooty popular and brain dead.. with no original thought anywhere in sight

modern version of a valley girl
those twinkies have got to be dumber than a rock
by Sunshine December 14, 2004
 
62.
a used cream filled condom
That sick fucker just ate a twinkie.
by hostess November 30, 2004
 
63.
a girl who is annoying and giggles and talks like a valley girl. she says stuff such as "like Oh my god lets go to the mall" u can make the word short by using "twink"
I hate the mall, its full of twinkies


She's an annoying little twink
by Kim January 06, 2004