In short, a "valley girl". You know, the annoying cheerleader-ish one who sat by you in high school and the only words that ever came out of her mouth were, "And he said...then she said...and I was like, no way!" or, "Oh my God, I broke a nail!" A superficial and utterly shallow, soulless being. She is either a cheerleader or is friends with the whole squad. She is envied for her looks, and is annoyingly thin because all she ever eats is salad. Or sometimes twinkies eat whatever they want and are still annoyingly thin because they go to the gym a lot or just have really fast metabolism. She is almost always blonde and gets away with EVERYTHING. She usually comes from a rich family and always has perfect nails and hair, and tons of accessories, not to mention her own stash of fluffy pens and of course name-brand clothes. Seeing her in a bikini would make every guy in the school drool over her huge chest, and every girl barf in envy.
(Setting: a classroom in a typical American high school. The teacher is yelling at everyone to shut up and pay attention, but seems totally oblivious to the twinkie yakking away obnoxiously on her cell phone.)
"NO!! ...You are not serious!! ...He broke UP with her??!!... Well give him, I don't know, do you think two days is too much?... Ok, two days, then give him my number.... No, I'm not going to DATE him, silly! I just want to hook up with him. That way I can finally get (insert football player's name here) to notice me!
by Mrs. Waxy Bunny June 02, 2006
A white person who either pretends or wants to be an American Indian. They get their pictures taken with plastic shamans and wear colored feathers in their hair. Also, they do rename themselves. Names like Chasing Rainbows, and Spirit of the White Wolf. Sometimes more serious names. They love to insult actual Indians, saying "Oh, you don't look Indian" or "I add my 14th vision quest today, wha's yours?" They're usually like 1/16 Indian, less, or maybe none at all. They always buy the Billabong or Hurley shirts with tribal patterns on them, and have dreamcatchers everywhere. Liscense plates feature over-muscled men with feathers in their hair. Beware of twinkie households, you can bet there is a fur rug and Indian paintings everywhere. Twinkies---annoying as hell.
Kelly: "Hey, Emmy and Steph! Last night I hung out with my grandma's best friend, Mrs. Falling Rocks, and we had a blast! She is amazing! She can speak her native language and she taught me a few words and gave me this feather and...." blah..etc.
Steph: "Oh...um...."
Emmy: "What a twinkie."
by G.LateSpring<3 April 28, 2010
During intercourse, when the partner on the "receiving end" is about to deficate, the man inserts his penis into the anus, into the "loaf" and ejaculates, thus creating the "cream filling".
To prove to my girl I love her, I didn't get her pregers and give her a baby; I gave her a twinkie, instead.
by G_C_C July 26, 2008
A young teenager who is not very knowledgable. Someone who is easily led and very gullible. A Noobie if you will.
"Hey who is up the street?"
"A bunch of Twinkies"
"Hey maybe they'll get us drunk, fuckin twinkies!"
by Your Mothers Mom January 16, 2006
the male special place, known as a twinkie by joe. Also, twinkette. This is the female special place.
Joe, stop playing with your twinkie!
But im horny!
That's no excuse to wank in public!
by uaag May 11, 2005
a used cream filled condom
That sick fucker just ate a twinkie.
by hostess November 30, 2004
The opposite of a wapanese
See the twinkie. See the twinkie run. Run, twinkie, run! The real azns are coming to kick your ass!
by Flargisblarg November 24, 2003
A fat person who won't do anything about it
Steven: You're such a twinkie chris
Chris: Shut Up! you're such a faggot
by Lengyel, Steve September 26, 2007

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