In short, a "valley girl". You know, the annoying cheerleader-ish one who sat by you in high school and the only words that ever came out of her mouth were, "And he said...then she said...and I was like, no way!" or, "Oh my God, I broke a nail!" A superficial and utterly shallow, soulless being. She is either a cheerleader or is friends with the whole squad. She is envied for her looks, and is annoyingly thin because all she ever eats is salad. Or sometimes twinkies eat whatever they want and are still annoyingly thin because they go to the gym a lot or just have really fast metabolism. She is almost always blonde and gets away with EVERYTHING. She usually comes from a rich family and always has perfect nails and hair, and tons of accessories, not to mention her own stash of fluffy pens and of course name-brand clothes. Seeing her in a bikini would make every guy in the school drool over her huge chest, and every girl barf in envy.
(Setting: a classroom in a typical American high school. The teacher is yelling at everyone to shut up and pay attention, but seems totally oblivious to the twinkie yakking away obnoxiously on her cell phone.)
"NO!! ...You are not serious!! ...He broke UP with her??!!... Well give him, I don't know, do you think two days is too much?... Ok, two days, then give him my number.... No, I'm not going to DATE him, silly! I just want to hook up with him. That way I can finally get (insert football player's name here) to notice me!
by Mrs. Waxy Bunny June 02, 2006
A cute kangeroo formerly owned by Steph and Cliff, unfortunately Steph slaughtered it after it grew too big.
"Why Steph, WHY??! i miss Twinkie
by cloudnine_vegas January 04, 2008
someone who's asian on the outside, white on the inside.
"look at that twinkie"
by Crackdealingseagull February 02, 2007
a school bus full of white kids.
Hey are getting home on the twinkie today, Wellesley kid?
by yo mama amy anderson September 29, 2005
Slang term for a person of mixed caucasian and oriental backgrounds.
(White on the inside, yellow on the outside)
Wow, you really are a twinkie.
by Dani L February 14, 2005
cream filled pastry.. no substance..
used to describe a bimbo high school girl.. pretty... slooty popular and brain dead.. with no original thought anywhere in sight

modern version of a valley girl
those twinkies have got to be dumber than a rock
by Sunshine December 14, 2004
1) a yellow, cream-filled pastry

2) another term for a cocaine hydrochloride "rock"

3) two people dressed similarly
1) dude I'm like soooo craving a twinkie right now

2) dude, pass me that twinkie

3) dude, look us, we're like totally twinkies!
by Diana Stephens October 28, 2004
a girl who is annoying and giggles and talks like a valley girl. she says stuff such as "like Oh my god lets go to the mall" u can make the word short by using "twink"
I hate the mall, its full of twinkies


She's an annoying little twink
by Kim January 06, 2004

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