In short, a "valley girl". You know, the annoying cheerleader-ish one who sat by you in high school and the only words that ever came out of her mouth were, "And he said...then she said...and I was like, no way!" or, "Oh my God, I broke a nail!" A superficial and utterly shallow, soulless being. She is either a cheerleader or is friends with the whole squad. She is envied for her looks, and is annoyingly thin because all she ever eats is salad. Or sometimes twinkies eat whatever they want and are still annoyingly thin because they go to the gym a lot or just have really fast metabolism. She is almost always blonde and gets away with EVERYTHING. She usually comes from a rich family and always has perfect nails and hair, and tons of accessories, not to mention her own stash of fluffy pens and of course name-brand clothes. Seeing her in a bikini would make every guy in the school drool over her huge chest, and every girl barf in envy.
(Setting: a classroom in a typical American high school. The teacher is yelling at everyone to shut up and pay attention, but seems totally oblivious to the twinkie yakking away obnoxiously on her cell phone.)
"NO!! ...You are not serious!! ...He broke UP with her??!!... Well give him, I don't know, do you think two days is too much?... Ok, two days, then give him my number.... No, I'm not going to DATE him, silly! I just want to hook up with him. That way I can finally get (insert football player's name here) to notice me!
by Mrs. Waxy Bunny June 02, 2006
Someone, usually upper middle class who lives on the streets for the summer then goes back to mommy and daddy during the cold winter months.
Twinkies piss me off when they rape my panning spots.
by Dusty August 04, 2003
An asian who thinks their white (yellow on the outside, white on the inside)
by Windy May 27, 2003
An east asian who tries to be white, although they can't be, and wants to have white kids, although that genetically can't happen.

basically, asian in denial
e.g., 95% of asians are twinkies
by kluss October 12, 2010
The cutest most adorable yorkie in the world. Very cute doggy. Black and brown Yorkie. Full of love and happiness.
OMG! Twinkie is just so darn cute and adorable! look at him wag his itty bitty tail!
by fluffy ears February 22, 2010
Twinkie aka Widget aka Weiner aka Beanpole.

1 Person of low social importance with slim
build.

2 Person with no social skills.
" Ah now then twinkie, Cya in a bit lads, oooh. "
by hinchy March 03, 2009
an old fart with short shelf life
the TWINKIE was taking his blues and yellows to show his whore he was still 17

the TWINKIE was calling his whore day and night promissing a lot of money if she spent the night and wore a strap on to rock his world.

the TWINKIE had to get on all fours and get spanked because the thrill was gone otherwise.
by mumfucker June 14, 2008
A cute kangeroo formerly owned by Steph and Cliff, unfortunately Steph slaughtered it after it grew too big.
"Why Steph, WHY??! i miss Twinkie
by cloudnine_vegas January 04, 2008

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