In short, a "valley girl". You know, the annoying cheerleader-ish one who sat by you in high school and the only words that ever came out of her mouth were, "And he said...then she said...and I was like, no way!" or, "Oh my God, I broke a nail!" A superficial and utterly shallow, soulless being. She is either a cheerleader or is friends with the whole squad. She is envied for her looks, and is annoyingly thin because all she ever eats is salad. Or sometimes twinkies eat whatever they want and are still annoyingly thin because they go to the gym a lot or just have really fast metabolism. She is almost always blonde and gets away with EVERYTHING. She usually comes from a rich family and always has perfect nails and hair, and tons of accessories, not to mention her own stash of fluffy pens and of course name-brand clothes. Seeing her in a bikini would make every guy in the school drool over her huge chest, and every girl barf in envy.
(Setting: a classroom in a typical American high school. The teacher is yelling at everyone to shut up and pay attention, but seems totally oblivious to the twinkie yakking away obnoxiously on her cell phone.)
"NO!! ...You are not serious!! ...He broke UP with her??!!... Well give him, I don't know, do you think two days is too much?... Ok, two days, then give him my number.... No, I'm not going to DATE him, silly! I just want to hook up with him. That way I can finally get (insert football player's name here) to notice me!
by Mrs. Waxy Bunny June 02, 2006
yellow, cream filled, mass produced, delicacies!
Wow look at those twinkies! yummy
by ilikefire May 24, 2006
2 People who are not related to each other but dress each other as if they were twins and they nickname themselves twinkies.
Come on what are you wearing i want us to be perfect twinkies.
by Derek N. August 19, 2005
a girl who is annoying and giggles and talks like a valley girl. she says stuff such as "like Oh my god lets go to the mall" u can make the word short by using "twink"
I hate the mall, its full of twinkies


She's an annoying little twink
by Kim January 06, 2004
Someone, usually upper middle class who lives on the streets for the summer then goes back to mommy and daddy during the cold winter months.
Twinkies piss me off when they rape my panning spots.
by Dusty August 04, 2003
An asian who thinks their white (yellow on the outside, white on the inside)
by Windy May 27, 2003
An east asian who tries to be white, although they can't be, and wants to have white kids, although that genetically can't happen.

basically, asian in denial
e.g., 95% of asians are twinkies
by kluss October 12, 2010
The cutest most adorable yorkie in the world. Very cute doggy. Black and brown Yorkie. Full of love and happiness.
OMG! Twinkie is just so darn cute and adorable! look at him wag his itty bitty tail!
by fluffy ears February 22, 2010
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