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29.
In short, a "valley girl". You know, the annoying cheerleader-ish one who sat by you in high school and the only words that ever came out of her mouth were, "And he said...then she said...and I was like, no way!" or, "Oh my God, I broke a nail!" A superficial and utterly shallow, soulless being. She is either a cheerleader or is friends with the whole squad. She is envied for her looks, and is annoyingly thin because all she ever eats is salad. Or sometimes twinkies eat whatever they want and are still annoyingly thin because they go to the gym a lot or just have really fast metabolism. She is almost always blonde and gets away with EVERYTHING. She usually comes from a rich family and always has perfect nails and hair, and tons of accessories, not to mention her own stash of fluffy pens and of course name-brand clothes. Seeing her in a bikini would make every guy in the school drool over her huge chest, and every girl barf in envy.
(Setting: a classroom in a typical American high school. The teacher is yelling at everyone to shut up and pay attention, but seems totally oblivious to the twinkie yakking away obnoxiously on her cell phone.)
"NO!! ...You are not serious!! ...He broke UP with her??!!... Well give him, I don't know, do you think two days is too much?... Ok, two days, then give him my number.... No, I'm not going to DATE him, silly! I just want to hook up with him. That way I can finally get (insert football player's name here) to notice me!
by Mrs. Waxy Bunny June 02, 2006
 
36.
matching another person by accident in what you wear.
Y'all are twinkies, how cute!
by beachbirdie January 11, 2007
 
37.
A fat retarded kid that says he hates twinkies but shoves them in his trumpet and sucks instead of blows.
Man, Charles is such a Twinkie!
by Huntmoe February 20, 2010
 
38.
A derogatory word for a Twilight fan.
He has a guy crush on Edward Cullens in the movie Twilight. He's such a twinkie!
by lilac97 November 23, 2009
 
39.
another word for 20
Dre: What you get on your test?

Jerms: A twinkie.
by iPodJunkee October 04, 2008
 
40.
1) a single, twisted-up, unicorn-like spike of hair; 2) any out-of place hair that protrudes comically from the scalp, usually without the person knowing it; 3) a cowlick.
He looks like he's got a twinkie! Ahh!
by Edgewise September 10, 2007
 
41.
A $20 increment of cocaine.
Bra, I need to score a twinkie.
by Corina Hernandez July 27, 2007
 
42.
yellow, cream filled, mass produced, delicacies!
Wow look at those twinkies! yummy
by ilikefire May 24, 2006