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30.
In short, a "valley girl". You know, the annoying cheerleader-ish one who sat by you in high school and the only words that ever came out of her mouth were, "And he said...then she said...and I was like, no way!" or, "Oh my God, I broke a nail!" A superficial and utterly shallow, soulless being. She is either a cheerleader or is friends with the whole squad. She is envied for her looks, and is annoyingly thin because all she ever eats is salad. Or sometimes twinkies eat whatever they want and are still annoyingly thin because they go to the gym a lot or just have really fast metabolism. She is almost always blonde and gets away with EVERYTHING. She usually comes from a rich family and always has perfect nails and hair, and tons of accessories, not to mention her own stash of fluffy pens and of course name-brand clothes. Seeing her in a bikini would make every guy in the school drool over her huge chest, and every girl barf in envy.
(Setting: a classroom in a typical American high school. The teacher is yelling at everyone to shut up and pay attention, but seems totally oblivious to the twinkie yakking away obnoxiously on her cell phone.)
"NO!! ...You are not serious!! ...He broke UP with her??!!... Well give him, I don't know, do you think two days is too much?... Ok, two days, then give him my number.... No, I'm not going to DATE him, silly! I just want to hook up with him. That way I can finally get (insert football player's name here) to notice me!
by Mrs. Waxy Bunny June 02, 2006
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29.
A term describing a very sweet, cute girl who is mentally a lightweight.
"What's wrong with that girl?"
"She was a twinkie - nice and sweet but not all there"
by knownslacker July 10, 2008
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31.
Youthful, only slightly muscular, relatively hairless gay man.
by Sooper! June 09, 2002
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32.
a sweet, fattening dessert that has a yellow cake like outside and a creamy, white inside.
or, just yellow on the outside, & white on the inside.
1. Kim & Marie
2. the subject in the remixed version of the song, low:
"she's got em lucky brand jeans and fly wit da wurds. wit da wurds, the whitey world be lookin at hurr. she hit the flo she hit the flo next thang u know twinkie got low low low low low low low"
by twinkiesss January 07, 2008
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33.
Twinkie isn't a cake, it's another term for "someone you have in common with." Because the Twinkie cakes come in packages of two, well, two people come in packages of two, as well. So if you and someone has a lot in common, that person becomes your twinkie!
Twinkies one: I like to swim.

Twinkies two: omg, me to!

Twinkies one: We are so totally twinkies!

Twinkies two: Omg!
by Coffee-Fairy-Chan March 10, 2010
6 10
 
34.
Asian kid who thinks he's white
Check out that twinkie sportin the abercrombie
by KC April 11, 2003
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35.
a white person who acts and looks asian or wants to be asian.
dude meet my new friend" "dude your friend is such a twinkie
by savage2K10 January 04, 2011
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