In short, a "valley girl". You know, the annoying cheerleader-ish one who sat by you in high school and the only words that ever came out of her mouth were, "And he said...then she said...and I was like, no way!" or, "Oh my God, I broke a nail!" A superficial and utterly shallow, soulless being. She is either a cheerleader or is friends with the whole squad. She is envied for her looks, and is annoyingly thin because all she ever eats is salad. Or sometimes twinkies eat whatever they want and are still annoyingly thin because they go to the gym a lot or just have really fast metabolism. She is almost always blonde and gets away with EVERYTHING. She usually comes from a rich family and always has perfect nails and hair, and tons of accessories, not to mention her own stash of fluffy pens and of course name-brand clothes. Seeing her in a bikini would make every guy in the school drool over her huge chest, and every girl barf in envy.
(Setting: a classroom in a typical American high school. The teacher is yelling at everyone to shut up and pay attention, but seems totally oblivious to the twinkie yakking away obnoxiously on her cell phone.)
"NO!! ...You are not serious!! ...He broke UP with her??!!... Well give him, I don't know, do you think two days is too much?... Ok, two days, then give him my number.... No, I'm not going to DATE him, silly! I just want to hook up with him. That way I can finally get (insert football player's name here) to notice me!
by Mrs. Waxy Bunny June 02, 2006
A snack cake created by Hostess which now is being more of a collectors item thanks to Hostess's Bankruptcy.
Damn, the cheapest box of twinkies is $21,000,000 on ebay.
by all your base belong to us November 21, 2012
One who thinks they are really awesome, yet are not; based on the fact that, while Twinkies have a reputation to be extremely good, they are terrible.
"That douchebag is such a twinkie."
by P Norment January 12, 2012
any statement that can be taken out of context in a sexual way. usually yelled out.
a friend when describing her favorite type of purse, said very loudly, "i like the big, black ones!" (so in response we say either just "twinkie!" or "that's a twinkie!"); even just simple statements like, "i'm easy," i'm flexible," or "i'm open," could be twinkies;" another example, my friend ben, arriving late just behind another group of tardy girls said: "i'm glad you came right before i did," and the girls responded "twinkie! that's the way it should be."
by billie michelle allen June 17, 2008
A person who is obsessed (usually young females) with the "Twilight Saga" series of the film adaptations. Twinkies embrace all things Twilight with religious zeal, daily visiting fansites, quoting dialoge from the series, and stalking (online or in person) the films' stars, especially on the Vancouver BC movie set. Most Twinkies are "Team Edward"
Twinkie: "OMG!! Isn't Edward Cullen like so hot??? I'm gonna marry him!!!"

Normal Person: "Dude, he's not real."
by Beantown2009 August 28, 2012
a sweet, fattening dessert that has a yellow cake like outside and a creamy, white inside.
or, just yellow on the outside, & white on the inside.
1. Kim & Marie
2. the subject in the remixed version of the song, low:
"she's got em lucky brand jeans and fly wit da wurds. wit da wurds, the whitey world be lookin at hurr. she hit the flo she hit the flo next thang u know twinkie got low low low low low low low"
by twinkiesss January 07, 2008
Youthful, only slightly muscular, relatively hairless gay man.
by Sooper! June 09, 2002

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