In short, a "valley girl". You know, the annoying cheerleader-ish one who sat by you in high school and the only words that ever came out of her mouth were, "And he said...then she said...and I was like, no way!" or, "Oh my God, I broke a nail!" A superficial and utterly shallow, soulless being. She is either a cheerleader or is friends with the whole squad. She is envied for her looks, and is annoyingly thin because all she ever eats is salad. Or sometimes twinkies eat whatever they want and are still annoyingly thin because they go to the gym a lot or just have really fast metabolism. She is almost always blonde and gets away with EVERYTHING. She usually comes from a rich family and always has perfect nails and hair, and tons of accessories, not to mention her own stash of fluffy pens and of course name-brand clothes. Seeing her in a bikini would make every guy in the school drool over her huge chest, and every girl barf in envy.
(Setting: a classroom in a typical American high school. The teacher is yelling at everyone to shut up and pay attention, but seems totally oblivious to the twinkie yakking away obnoxiously on her cell phone.)
"NO!! ...You are not serious!! ...He broke UP with her??!!... Well give him, I don't know, do you think two days is too much?... Ok, two days, then give him my number.... No, I'm not going to DATE him, silly! I just want to hook up with him. That way I can finally get (insert football player's name here) to notice me!
by Mrs. Waxy Bunny June 02, 2006
any statement that can be taken out of context in a sexual way. usually yelled out.
a friend when describing her favorite type of purse, said very loudly, "i like the big, black ones!" (so in response we say either just "twinkie!" or "that's a twinkie!"); even just simple statements like, "i'm easy," i'm flexible," or "i'm open," could be twinkies;" another example, my friend ben, arriving late just behind another group of tardy girls said: "i'm glad you came right before i did," and the girls responded "twinkie! that's the way it should be."
by billie michelle allen June 17, 2008
a 20 sack of any drugs especially weed or coke
i get in the streets by grinding on the block sellin twinkies allday
by zany zane January 31, 2008
Those asian people who act like they're white. Usually pass their classes, but dumb down their vocabulary enough to communicate with the white trash they hang around. Hence they become twinkies, yellow on the outside, but white on the inside.
Douche1: Man, have you seen that Ashley chick?
Douche2: Yeah dude, I thought asian people were supposed to be nerds or something
Douche1: I guess she's a twinkie or something
by ThatOtherWhiteGuy December 11, 2013
the act of filling the girls anus, vagina, and mouth with semen
"dude i gave this girl a twinkie last night and she loved it"

- "ohh baby give me a twinkie ;) im so hungry"
by cloud93 November 15, 2013
A person who is obsessed (usually young females) with the "Twilight Saga" series of the film adaptations. Twinkies embrace all things Twilight with religious zeal, daily visiting fansites, quoting dialoge from the series, and stalking (online or in person) the films' stars, especially on the Vancouver BC movie set. Most Twinkies are "Team Edward"
Twinkie: "OMG!! Isn't Edward Cullen like so hot??? I'm gonna marry him!!!"

Normal Person: "Dude, he's not real."
by Beantown2009 August 28, 2012
A derogatory term used to represent fat/homely/fuglywomen.

The term twinkie was origionally derived from the phrase, "fat chicks smell like twinkies".

It was once thought that a women who ate their own weight in twinkies would eventually smell like twinkies.
"Dude, dont look now, but that twinkie in the red dress is checking you out!"
"Aww dude... She looks like the kool-aid man...with cankles"
by TT0MM January 31, 2012
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