In short, a "valley girl". You know, the annoying cheerleader-ish one who sat by you in high school and the only words that ever came out of her mouth were, "And he said...then she said...and I was like, no way!" or, "Oh my God, I broke a nail!" A superficial and utterly shallow, soulless being. She is either a cheerleader or is friends with the whole squad. She is envied for her looks, and is annoyingly thin because all she ever eats is salad. Or sometimes twinkies eat whatever they want and are still annoyingly thin because they go to the gym a lot or just have really fast metabolism. She is almost always blonde and gets away with EVERYTHING. She usually comes from a rich family and always has perfect nails and hair, and tons of accessories, not to mention her own stash of fluffy pens and of course name-brand clothes. Seeing her in a bikini would make every guy in the school drool over her huge chest, and every girl barf in envy.
(Setting: a classroom in a typical American high school. The teacher is yelling at everyone to shut up and pay attention, but seems totally oblivious to the twinkie yakking away obnoxiously on her cell phone.)
"NO!! ...You are not serious!! ...He broke UP with her??!!... Well give him, I don't know, do you think two days is too much?... Ok, two days, then give him my number.... No, I'm not going to DATE him, silly! I just want to hook up with him. That way I can finally get (insert football player's name here) to notice me!
by Mrs. Waxy Bunny June 02, 2006

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A word to describe someone that is half White and half Asian. This word comes from the TheWangMan, A loving and evil 13- year old.
Julian: "Hey! Can I borrow a pencil?"

TheWangMan: "Shut up Twinkie."

CoolKid: "Yeah stfu Twinkie!"

McSwagFoig "Stupid Twinkie ate his pencil again."
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an asian who is white-washed due to the predominant influence of Western culture. "yellow on the outside, white on the inside"
"What?! Xiou Hu has never used chopsticks before!"

"Dawg ... he must be a twinkie."
by sujatim February 17, 2009

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a bus full of white people
I really don't want to be a part of that twinkie
by a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n. February 05, 2015

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Slang for a VW bus (the Volkswagen Type 2, AKA Transporter).
Named for their uncanny resemblance to the cream-filled sponge cake... in shape at least. In the Slug-Bug game, Bugs are worth one slug, Twinkies are worth two, and VW Things are worth four, only because they are so rare. If you see a yellow VW bus driving down the street, you may mistake it for a giant rolling Twinkie.
Billy: Twinkie! (slugs Jim twice)
Jim: Aw man, you suck!

Sue: I bought a Twinkie last night, only had 220,000 miles.
by David J. Hansen January 15, 2008

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A girl who has a golden skin color and a nice booty
Save that twinkie for me *licks lips*
by thatguywhosright August 11, 2015

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A snack cake created by Hostess which now is being more of a collectors item thanks to Hostess's Bankruptcy.
Damn, the cheapest box of twinkies is $21,000,000 on ebay.
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A term describing a very sweet, cute girl who is mentally a lightweight.
"What's wrong with that girl?"
"She was a twinkie - nice and sweet but not all there"
by knownslacker July 10, 2008

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