In short, a "valley girl". You know, the annoying cheerleader-ish one who sat by you in high school and the only words that ever came out of her mouth were, "And he said...then she said...and I was like, no way!" or, "Oh my God, I broke a nail!" A superficial and utterly shallow, soulless being. She is either a cheerleader or is friends with the whole squad. She is envied for her looks, and is annoyingly thin because all she ever eats is salad. Or sometimes twinkies eat whatever they want and are still annoyingly thin because they go to the gym a lot or just have really fast metabolism. She is almost always blonde and gets away with EVERYTHING. She usually comes from a rich family and always has perfect nails and hair, and tons of accessories, not to mention her own stash of fluffy pens and of course name-brand clothes. Seeing her in a bikini would make every guy in the school drool over her huge chest, and every girl barf in envy.
(Setting: a classroom in a typical American high school. The teacher is yelling at everyone to shut up and pay attention, but seems totally oblivious to the twinkie yakking away obnoxiously on her cell phone.)
"NO!! ...You are not serious!! ...He broke UP with her??!!... Well give him, I don't know, do you think two days is too much?... Ok, two days, then give him my number.... No, I'm not going to DATE him, silly! I just want to hook up with him. That way I can finally get (insert football player's name here) to notice me!
by Mrs. Waxy Bunny June 02, 2006
An asian person who acts white, likes to listen to rock and sucks at math.
Kevin is such a twinkie, He sucks at math and listens to Slayer.
by taylor March 31, 2005
magical! a twinkie is the single greatest thing in existance.
and no, i am not fat, i just enjoy twinkies.
twinkies gave me friends=]
by Hoe_stess December 12, 2010
An Asian person who is culturally Western or American--yellow on the outside and white on the inside, like a Hostess Twinkie. It is the same as calling a white-acting black person an Oreo.
Check out that Asian girl hanging out with all those crackers and her hair is all dyed blond. What a Twinkie!
by Nathan Tiberius2 November 20, 2007
A confident, young (early twenties or younger) attractive male, often preyed upon by 'cougars'.

Twinkies have almost no defence against the experience and sexual wiles of a cougar and this can result in them feeling like a piece of meat at the end of an encounter when the cougar disposes of them.
After being trained by a cougar, the sexual technique of a twinkie will be improved significantly.
Cougar to fellow cougar; "Check out those twinkies over there, which one do you want?"
by cougar987654 October 02, 2013
an asian who throughout his/her life has lost some of the characteristics that make them asian. most likely came to america at a very young age or was born here. often looked down on upon other asian people who continue to hold on to their asianness. Sometimes it just can't be helped such as asians growing up in the middle of white suburbia and has no other asians at school. other asians sometimes choose to become whitewashed on their own.
Twinkie: dude that lynyrd skynyrd concert kicked major ass!!
White Friend: dude you are such a fucking twinkie.
White friend 2: who gives a shit? if he was like every other asian we've met that sits at home studying all day we probably wouldn't hang out with him!
by aznmetalhead January 03, 2008
The original usage of twinkie occured circa between fall/spring 1979 or 1980 when I, a female guitarist and actress, was in a punk rock band rehearsing in a "music building" in Manhattan on 38th street. I would pick up a twinkie before rehearsals and eat them on breaks and the singer in my band started calling me a twinkie. That summer I went to work at a summer stock theater on LI where I started using the word around anyone being extra silly or acting out (i.e. doing a lot of twirling or drag, or being fabulous in some way, etc.)...the guys, most of whom were gay dancers, caught onto it. Within a couple of years the word was being regularly used in the gay community for any young, fun partying gay boy. That is the true origin of the usage of twinkie on the gay scene and how it came about as it had never been used in any context prior to that except in reference to the yellow packaged creme filled cake.
You're such a twinkie!
by twinkietrue June 13, 2011
People of asian ethnicity who have been exposed to western culture, the idea that twinkies are being rejected by white people is wrong. Another word for twinkie is banana, which is the asian way of calling a twinkie. Some of us are not culturally applicable to be whitewashed, however, Asians see us as foriegners, we fit in everywhere, just don't seem to belong anywhere. White culture is not totally in sync with us, some of our lifestyle is not agreeable to Asian. Because we don't eat as much rice as a normal Asian makes us an alien.
1) Asian Housemate #1: Whats that shit you eating? What the hell is that yellow gunk on your macoroni.

Me: it's fish pie, its my dinner, I grew up eating that. That cheese sauce... something I still like.

Asian Housemate #2: EEWWW! THATS GROSS! TWINKIE!

2) Asian #1: What shall we have for dinner?

Me: I want a full roast dinner.

Other Asian: that shit stinks. hey twinkie, your asian lets go to a chinese restaurant.

FYI all of this is happened to me.
by trapdcitiboi2008 March 28, 2011
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