In short, a "valley girl". You know, the annoying cheerleader-ish one who sat by you in high school and the only words that ever came out of her mouth were, "And he said...then she said...and I was like, no way!" or, "Oh my God, I broke a nail!" A superficial and utterly shallow, soulless being. She is either a cheerleader or is friends with the whole squad. She is envied for her looks, and is annoyingly thin because all she ever eats is salad. Or sometimes twinkies eat whatever they want and are still annoyingly thin because they go to the gym a lot or just have really fast metabolism. She is almost always blonde and gets away with EVERYTHING. She usually comes from a rich family and always has perfect nails and hair, and tons of accessories, not to mention her own stash of fluffy pens and of course name-brand clothes. Seeing her in a bikini would make every guy in the school drool over her huge chest, and every girl barf in envy.
(Setting: a classroom in a typical American high school. The teacher is yelling at everyone to shut up and pay attention, but seems totally oblivious to the twinkie yakking away obnoxiously on her cell phone.)
"NO!! ...You are not serious!! ...He broke UP with her??!!... Well give him, I don't know, do you think two days is too much?... Ok, two days, then give him my number.... No, I'm not going to DATE him, silly! I just want to hook up with him. That way I can finally get (insert football player's name here) to notice me!
by Mrs. Waxy Bunny June 02, 2006
An asian person who acts white, likes to listen to rock and sucks at math.
Kevin is such a twinkie, He sucks at math and listens to Slayer.
by taylor March 31, 2005
magical! a twinkie is the single greatest thing in existance.
and no, i am not fat, i just enjoy twinkies.
twinkies gave me friends=]
by Hoe_stess December 12, 2010
An Asian person who is culturally Western or American--yellow on the outside and white on the inside, like a Hostess Twinkie. It is the same as calling a white-acting black person an Oreo.
Check out that Asian girl hanging out with all those crackers and her hair is all dyed blond. What a Twinkie!
by Nathan Tiberius2 November 20, 2007
an asian who throughout his/her life has lost some of the characteristics that make them asian. most likely came to america at a very young age or was born here. often looked down on upon other asian people who continue to hold on to their asianness. Sometimes it just can't be helped such as asians growing up in the middle of white suburbia and has no other asians at school. other asians sometimes choose to become whitewashed on their own.
Twinkie: dude that lynyrd skynyrd concert kicked major ass!!
White Friend: dude you are such a fucking twinkie.
White friend 2: who gives a shit? if he was like every other asian we've met that sits at home studying all day we probably wouldn't hang out with him!
by aznmetalhead January 03, 2008
A confident, young (early twenties or younger) attractive male, often preyed upon by 'cougars'.

Twinkies have almost no defence against the experience and sexual wiles of a cougar and this can result in them feeling like a piece of meat at the end of an encounter when the cougar disposes of them.
After being trained by a cougar, the sexual technique of a twinkie will be improved significantly.
Cougar to fellow cougar; "Check out those twinkies over there, which one do you want?"
by cougar987654 October 02, 2013
an asian who is white-washed due to the predominant influence of Western culture. "yellow on the outside, white on the inside"
"What?! Xiou Hu has never used chopsticks before!"

"Dawg ... he must be a twinkie."
by sujatim February 17, 2009
A word to describe someone that is half White and half Asian. This word comes from the TheWangMan, A loving and evil 13- year old.
Julian: "Hey! Can I borrow a pencil?"

TheWangMan: "Shut up Twinkie."

CoolKid: "Yeah stfu Twinkie!"

McSwagFoig "Stupid Twinkie ate his pencil again."
by Mango Farmer Roferors The III September 05, 2013

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