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In short, a "valley girl". You know, the annoying cheerleader-ish one who sat by you in high school and the only words that ever came out of her mouth were, "And he said...then she said...and I was like, no way!" or, "Oh my God, I broke a nail!" A superficial and utterly shallow, soulless being. She is either a cheerleader or is friends with the whole squad. She is envied for her looks, and is annoyingly thin because all she ever eats is salad. Or sometimes twinkies eat whatever they want and are still annoyingly thin because they go to the gym a lot or just have really fast metabolism. She is almost always blonde and gets away with EVERYTHING. She usually comes from a rich family and always has perfect nails and hair, and tons of accessories, not to mention her own stash of fluffy pens and of course name-brand clothes. Seeing her in a bikini would make every guy in the school drool over her huge chest, and every girl barf in envy.
(Setting: a classroom in a typical American high school. The teacher is yelling at everyone to shut up and pay attention, but seems totally oblivious to the twinkie yakking away obnoxiously on her cell phone.)
"NO!! ...You are not serious!! ...He broke UP with her??!!... Well give him, I don't know, do you think two days is too much?... Ok, two days, then give him my number.... No, I'm not going to DATE him, silly! I just want to hook up with him. That way I can finally get (insert football player's name here) to notice me!
by Mrs. Waxy Bunny June 02, 2006
 
64.
The opposite of a wapanese
See the twinkie. See the twinkie run. Run, twinkie, run! The real azns are coming to kick your ass!
by Flargisblarg November 24, 2003
 
65.
A fat person who won't do anything about it
Steven: You're such a twinkie chris
Chris: Shut Up! you're such a faggot
by Lengyel, Steve September 26, 2007
 
66.
an asian person who is yellow on the outside and white on the inside
tussler;
is a twinkie bitch
by chook magrae May 19, 2006
 
67.
an asian dude that tries to act and dress white. yellow on the outside white on the inside
oh god that dude is so annoying. he thinks he white. what a twinkie
by Steph D. November 07, 2004
 
68.
A white man's penis instead of creme, there is semen. Very realistic.
Suck my twinkie that's full of so much creme, it's not funny
by Jinko Lilini June 22, 2007
 
69.
1. A believer in Creationism/Intelligent Design, interference of church in secular government who conflates pedestrian sentimentality and superstition with science, ethics and legality. 2. Someone who consistently trolls science, news/current events, religion and atheism chatrooms and forums posting misinformation, distortions and outright lies in order to support a puerile teleology. 3. A willfull ignoramus, a scientific and legal illiterate, an intellectual lightweight.
The twinkie attempted to "prove" spurious claims by posting links that were unrelated to the topic.
by XaurreauX March 22, 2007
 
70.
a keyword for a whore/hoe
that girl is such a twinkie, that's her fifth fuck tonight!
by EmilyJane0000 October 13, 2006