Girl: well atleast you dont live in Twin Falls
Boy: That's very true, that place is shitty
Girl: I know
A place where one can get a degree from the University of Idaho, short returning to Twin Falls to pursue a career in inurance, high school teaching, or knowing somebody.
A place where the local high school's baseball team can engage in immoral actions, only to have their sponsorship dropped, and have it be so well covered up, by more Twin Falls lifers.
A place where one can be caught committing adultery with a co-worker's wife, and still be regarded as professional.
A place where it is perceived that the end of the world is the other side of the Snake River Canyon. Where residents actually believe culture exists. Where males outdo each other by the size of their Ford Trucks. Where the idea of doing things in life outside of Twin Falls, is unheard of.
A place where style does not exist. One can be considered stylish by simply shopping at The Buckle, American Eagle, or Zumiez. Brands like Lucky, Big Star, Affliction, Tapout, and Fox are actually okay to wear.
A great place to live! (If you have never lived anywhere else)
Son: Look on the bright side dad! My degree from the University of Idaho won't entitle me to jobs anywhere else in the marketplace but Twin Falls, So I'll be back in no time to coach Twin Falls High School baseball! Not to mention, I'm joining your fraternity!
Father: Oh, I guess you're right. Now get on outta here ya little squirt! And go drink your education away just like I did!