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twilighted 

when someone gives you a red apple, then the said person makes you cup the apple. (referencing the cover of the book twilight)
I gave Mr. Witham a red apple and told him to cup it in his hands, then in a great uphoria i told him he just got "twilighted".
twilighted by The Kearns October 20, 2010

Twilightard 

An overly obsessed Twilight series fan.
Girl: OMG NEW TWILIGHT MOVIE EEEEEEEEEEE!!
Guy in room: Fuxing twilightards =|
Twilightard by ChaoChao May 8, 2009

twilightgasm 

When 2 or more people get ultra excited and have an orgasm about twilight.
Person1: OMGOSHHHH I LOVEEE TWILIGHTTT

Person2: YEAHH ITS SOOO GOOOOD! I LOVE EDWARDD!

Person1: I THINK I JUST JIZZED IN MY PANTSSS!!!

Person2: HAHA! YOU JUST HAD A TWILIGHTGASM!
twilightgasm by StanB October 1, 2009

Twilightaphile 

One who loves Twilight, the books and/or the movie.

Symptoms include: obsessiveness, the thinking that they are a vampire, or sometimes even turning into bats.

They are mostly teenage girls.
Kai: Man, I would love to do Betsy. She's so hot.

Nacho: Better what out though, man. She's a Twilightaphile. She might bite.
Twilightaphile by Jamie Nicole Weiss December 22, 2008

twilightaholic 

Someone who is majorly addicted to Twilight. Twilightaholics are mostly girls but some guys age 8-25. They watch, read, and talk about twilight whenever they can and need help with their addiction. They also get offended easily if someone says something bad about Twilight. People with this addiction cannot stop thinking about Edward Cullen or Jacob Black and don't get the fact that they are fictional characters that they will never get to marry.
Britney: Whoa why do u have that huge bruise?
Jessica: Sarah punched me when I said that Twilight wasn't that good.
Sarah: I love twilight, maybe Edward will turn me into a vampire too! OH MY GOSH HAVE YOU SEEN NEW MOON? Jacob is so hot!
Britney: Sarah you are a Twilightaholic!

twilightcancer (tw-ill-ih-gh-it_can-ser) 

twilightcancer is a form of cancer contracted by high exposure to the toxic waste known as twilight. Also can be contracted by watching the movie and standing within 100 mile radius of the author of the piece of shit book and can be contracted from having intercoarse with the author or anyone who has it, it is both a cancer and a STD. can also be used as a adjective
twilightcancer (tw-ill-ih-gh-it_can-ser)



jim: last night, i had sex with linda.
bob: you do know she had twilightcancer right?
jim: fuck.
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bill: i love twilight
steve: fucking twilightcancer