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A very over-rated book by Stehenie Meyer about the love story beetween The Mortal clumsy plain jane Human Bella Swan and the goergeous, amazing, beautiful, good smelling Edward Culllen. There are tons of cliches just read the books! I won't list them for you!No plot just random things happen. The movies are crappy and Rob Pattinson (Aka Rob Patz, R patz, and Rob etc) is obviously not hot Jacob aka Taylor Lautner srt of is but ladies and gentlemen many hotter guys out there non famous ones taht don't depict shiny rainbow raidating 107 year old virgin vampires and a teenage werewolf in 'Love' with a vampz wife.
I am sooo of topic LOL but here I go...

Twilighter: I love Twilight best book ever

Tewi-Hard: oMFG EDWRAD I LOVE YOU ROB!!!!! JACOB OH EMM GEEE!!!!!! TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF I LOVE UR ABS!!!!!!
by ~AniemFangirl! June 21, 2010
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Possibly the worst book ever written, the writter says she did no research into the vampire mythos and wrote the book with no prior knowledge of vampires. This is a load of bullshit as every adult on the planet knows basic vampire mythos, the writer is just a lazy tard. In the book we have a heroine with no personality, who teaches girls that they can't live without boyfriends. Her boyfriend, Edward, is a vampire who sparkles in the sunlight, rather than dying, and is a "Vegitarian" i.e. a Vampire who doesn't drink human blood. Yet he's dating a human, a constant source of temptation. This is like a recovering crackhead, dating crack. The storyline is full of plotholes so big a semi would fall through them. Fans of Twilight are semi-sentient little retarded tweens and the pedophiles who stalk them.
A final note, the most major plothole in twilight is this. If vampires have no weakness, WHY THE FUCK DON'T THEY RULE THE WORLD IN TWILIGHT?! Cuz seriously, if Dracula didn't have to worry about sunlight, the book would have ended with his victory, not his death.
Twilight sucks. Edward is a fag.

Bella: OMG Edward you sparkle!
Edward: Thats because I'm really a fairy Bella! thats why I sucked off your dad! Now kiss me so you can taste his man butter on my tongue!
by TheGuyWhoRapedYourMom June 01, 2012
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Basically dim light. Fuck stephanie meyer. Twilight zone rules and so does that new zelda and the twilight princess game. Fuck stephanie meyer.
Twilight means dim light.
by Aaaaahshit July 05, 2009
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Something that excites the youth of today and well, pisses the population of the world who has a decent taste in movies off. Me for example.

Twilight is what ruined vampires for the world by getting them confused with another fictional character; Faeries. Look at the comparison;

Edward:

-Sparkles
-Doesn't drink blood
-Fictional character
-Tries to help humans (Fails miserably)

Faerie:
-Sparkles!
-Doesn't drink blood
-Fictional
-Tries to help humans

Or you could compare Edward to being a cupcake or not, I don't want to ruin cupcakes for the world.

As for Bella, who could create such a dry and useless character who has zero personality but has enough life in her to fawn over a fake vampire; well you have to congratulate the author on that at least.

Not as if the world overlooks that; they do.

Why would the world love Edward anyway when there are much cooler vampires out there that have much more personality, fit and also make you want to watch the movie,

Blade
Dracula
Lestat.

BRAM STOKER WOULD BE ROLLING IN HIS GRAVE!

I suppose twilight may give hope to young writers out there, if this crap can be published, become popular and also get a movie made about it then it gives hope to all the budding writers out there who can't write for toffee but hey write about sparkly vampires and you got a hit!

Twilight is crap people....
Friend 1: Lets go see "Twilight"!

Friend 2: Okay....

Halfway through the movie....

Friend 1: It's so beautiful..

Friend 2: *asleep*
by Miss anonymous ranter March 15, 2010
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The book that made my boyfriend believe he was a vampire. Thanks, Stephanie Meyer.
"OMGZILOVETWILIGHT!"
"Uhm, good fer you?"
by Hayley Cash July 25, 2009
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1. A book about vampires who sparkle in the sunlight (:S sorry but theyre supposed 2 burn to death or whatever happens after ur already un-dead meh)

2. An absolutly awesome song by ELO

3. A time of day when the sky is light up red or orange by the sun, v pretty :P
1. OMG i love edward cullen!!

2. The visions dancing in my mind
The early dawn, the shades of time
Twilight crawling through my windowpane
Am I awake or do I dream?

The strangest pictures I have seen
Night is day and twilights gone away

With your head held high and your scarlet lies
You came down to me from the open skies
Its either real or its a dream
Theres nothing that is in between...
by pennyame August 21, 2009
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the story of an unemployed vampire finding true love with his underaged, prepubecent cousin
Damn, vampire incest is sweet, i'll go read some twilight
by DarthAlan50 December 08, 2008
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