An overly popular book/movie that is the current trendy thing to read as of January of 2009. This book singularly threw the old concept of the mythical vampire out the window. Everything from mortal thralls, to the drinking of human blood has been thrown out for the central character in this "book". It also happens to be wildly popular with most juvenile girls. Fans of this book/movie tend to defend it with admirable loyalty, but their defense is usually half assed and not very well thought out or presented.
-Have you read Twilight? It's the best!

-No, I haven't, I refuse to dim myself down with that "romantic" drivel that's the current trend.


by Mark Connor January 16, 2009
It's a good book.
But there's still some flaws in it.
The story is completely PLAIN.
Every book of the series is basically:
- Bella getting into trouble.
- Relationship problems with Jacob & Edward.
- Bella getting hunted.
- Edward and the family to the rescue.
- Bella's safe.

And so on. :| It's like, the WHOLE story could be ended in two books, but the author decided to rant just to make a profit. :X
Person #1: Twilight rocks!
Person #2: Yeah, but don't you think the story's getting a little overrated? The author could just end it in the 2nd book. There's obviously nothing much to write about. It's just chaos, chaos, & chaos in Bella's world. Cmon. THAT B*TCH IS DESPERATE TO SLEEP WITH HER BF!? WTF?! THAT'S DEF A FIRST.
Person #1: CHILLLL DUDE.
Person #2: Yeah, whatever. I just hope the book ends ASAP.
by WORMIE101 January 03, 2008
A book written by Stephanie Meyer that has attracted and brainwashed millions of Girls (And Moms!).

There are 4 types of people that like Twilight:

Sane Fans: These people are very rare. They take opinions, they dont get butthurt when you state that it is not as good. These people are very nice, and they wont attack you just over a book. Rarely they state they want to marry the main chars.

Fangirls: A tad bit more common than humane fans, most cant take opinions, all of them think Edward is "hot" but most of them will give you harm, but not too much. The things they do range from to a slap on the wrist to a book whack.

Twitards/Twimoms: Very common. They attack anyone who has a different opinion than their own. Attacks range from a pushing down stairs to a baseball bat beating.

Twihards: VERY VERY common. They want to marry Edward. They think Vampires are real and hate sunlight. They think vampires sparkle. They troll internet forums to spread the word of their holy book.
They are fucking annoying. Attacks range from a harmless punch to a fatal murder.

Facts about twilight:

Vampires sparkle
Vampires are real.
Vampires are frendly
Bella is a whiny bitch.
Stick with the sanes, not the hards and you will be safe.
Soon, free speech will reign over twilight!
by Random Shyguy July 04, 2009
Basically dim light. Fuck stephanie meyer. Twilight zone rules and so does that new zelda and the twilight princess game. Fuck stephanie meyer.
Twilight means dim light.
by Aaaaahshit July 05, 2009
Verb: as in to Twilight

To take something established or classic and dumb it down for a large and more often than not young audience.

The most famous example of this is the book series Twilight which took vampires and injected it with so much teenage drama and cliches that it eclipses the established awesomeness of vampires.
"Did you see the movie adaption of the book?"

"Ya, they totally Twilighted it."
by nicktendo64 June 25, 2009
Simply put: the worst book ever to be published.

It's cliched, has no actual plot, sends out bad messages, is anti-feminist, has puple prose, etc etc.

It's fans are usually teeny bopper fan-girls who don't know the meaning of real literature, and who would kill you if you have a different oppinion. It's sad, really.
Twilight fangirl: Twilight fricken ROCKS, right? Edward's soooo hot!!!

Normal person: No! It reads like fan-fiction written by a 12 year old girl.

Twilight fangirl: *gasp* HOW DARE YOU?! *jumps up and down like a raving lunatic*

Normal person: *walks away*
by noname191 August 24, 2009
a series of books and a movie that girls are obsessed over. most of the girls who are obsessed with it don't know the difference between a vampire and a faggot who never drinks blood. the end.
I heard twilight sucks ass.
by ignite89 June 20, 2009
The dumbest book ever that can kiss my ass.
TwiFan: OMFG! Edward is miiiiineeeee! I LOVE TWILIGHT!!
Me: *punch*
by Cara♥ January 05, 2009

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