Twoked 

The past tense of Twoking. When you puke and go "number two" at the same time.

The last time I got drunk in Mexico I twoked in the bathroom while my wife slept quietly in the bathroom next to me.

Twoked by Flex Appeal January 1, 2014

Triked 

Being lightly intoxicated. Less than drunk. Previously referred to as "buzzed".

Pat: "Rick, let's go to the Strip Club, you cool to drive?" Rick: "I'm just slightly triked, let's roll."

Rick: "Pat, you want another drink?"
Pat: "Yes please, I got a fat trike and want to maintain it".

Explanation: An alternate term to "buzz" or "buzzed" is now required due to the United States Ad Council Public Service Annoucement stating that Buzzed is now the same as Drunk, rendering the term useless: "Buzzed driving is drunk driving.", reference: buzzeddriving.adcouncil.org

Triked by SoggyPaka December 31, 2011

twaked out 

a person who habitually uses methanphetamines for long periods of time

hey, that dude is really twaked out!

twaked out by dildo dan September 18, 2003

twired 

Too exhausted to do anything, too wired to sleep.

I felt twired after drinking an espresso at 4:00 am.

twired by Carlyle Pollard January 7, 2004

Twired 

To be in a combined mental state of tired and wired.

I see my colleague in the elevator on the way to the meeting room. I ask him how he is doing. He says, "I have been up all night to prepare this presentation for the board. I've been working on it non-stop for three days. I've been drinking coffees like a bandit to stay awake. I'm so toasted. I'm so wired, too. Man. Hell, I''m twired.

Twired by Royal Wulff November 27, 2012

Twiced 

Making a person repeat the exact phrase over again unintentionally.

Nick - "I just got my ass kicked in brawl."

Noah - "What?"

Nick - "I just got my ass kicked in brawl."

Noah - "Twiced."

Nick - ...

Twiced by PolarBearNinja August 13, 2012

twaked 

past tense for tweaking

last weekend, i was so twaked i played rummy for 12 hours straight.

twaked by stpauligurl June 11, 2006