someone who buys an extra copy of the book.. just to have it ready when the worn out pages of the one she already has start to tear.

someone who can't spend a day without reading some portion of the book.. just to relax her mind from the problems of the day.

someone who paints "twihard" and "team edward" on her tee shirt.

someone who has imaginary conversations with edward as she drives her car. (fortunately her mouth is shut, so no one can see.)

to be honest, i almost never watch normal tv anymore. i neglect my dog a little. he needs constant grooming. he has learned to sit on my chair, next to the laptop, while i read midnight sun.

being close to 64 (twihag?), i try not to tell this to people about this obsession, but on the net i always comment on utube, or whatever.

being close to 64, i kind of discust myself.. but then i say there is no such thing as age, and i was always immature anyway. and really who cares..

i have a psychologist friend who refuses to talk with me about this.

Stupid obsessive people (mostly teenage girls) who are "in love with fictional characters and wouldn't know a good book if it punched them in the face.

An serious/obsessive reader of the Twilight Saga by Stephenie Meyer, one leap above Twilighters.

The difference between being a Twilighter and being a Twihard, is that Twihards have embraced a new Twiligion... er.... I mean, religion based on Twilight. They live and breath Twilight. Most Twihards are for Edward and Bella. Therefore, those Twihards are all for true love & love at first sight. Point out one thing to a Twihard, and they can relate it to Twilight instantly. Savage and wild, they need every single thing to be perfect in the upcoming Twilight movie.




WAYS TO TELL IF YOU ARE A TWIHARD.
(Or at least, me being a Twihard myself, this is what I do)
1. You constantly check the Lex for new updates. Daily. (Six times an hour for me.)
2. Twilight Tuesday is the most important day of the week.
3. You dream of going to Forks, or living in Forks.
4. You have urges to visit Italy.
5. It's sick, but you wish Vampires totally existed so you can marry one.
6. You refer to Twilight as "literary crack" or a "textually transmitted disease"
7. You've supplied said literary crack to your friends, and wouldn't talk to them until they read the series.
8. Your favorite fruit is now a red apple.
9. Ruffled tulips are one of your favorite...

A combination of the words "Twilight' and "Die-Hard", Twihards (usually young females) are obsessive fans of the "Twilight Saga" series of books by author Stephenie Meyer, and the film adaptations. Twihards embrace all things Twilight with religious zeal, daily visiting fansites, quoting dialoge from the series, and stalking (online or in person) the films' stars, especially on the Vancouver BC movie set. Most Twihards are "Team Edward", although the self-declared sub-category "Team Jacob" also qualifies for the Twihard designation. Comment or remark to a Twihard, and she can relate it to Twilight instantly.

An individual that will more than likely take extreme and hostile actions towards any other individual that either has no interest in the Twilight series or believes it to be a collection of filth on paper that could have been used for a better purpose such as wiping one's bum.

A Neopian guild full of incredible members who obsess over the Twilight Saga by Stephenie Meyer. They know everything there is to know about the series.

A mixture of the words 'Twilight' and 'Try-hard'. It is one of many names given to the fanbase of Stephenie Meyer's series of books, Twilight, New Moon and Eclipse (and Breaking Dawn, not yet released).

See definiton of "annoying"