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to be stabbed with a twig
"look at him! Get me a tree - I'm going to twig him"
by nicxobob November 13, 2008
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a small man with no romantic prospects beyond match.com
Did you see that little man at the bar, striking out with all the women? He better try match.com and use someone else's photo. What a Twig.
by spkelly1985 January 05, 2010
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17
An anorexic jackass with a thyroid problem.
That twig doesn't eat anything.
by supercubedude October 22, 2004
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Describes a half point in sports betting.
Dude, I'll take the over in the Texas/Oklahoma game if it's only 42 twig. (42.5)
by texanfan October 02, 2009
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19
Time Wasting Information Gatherer

The type of person that enters a store with no wish to make a purchase just ask lots of questions and waste peoples time.
That customer is a T.W.I.G
by Remiel January 16, 2007
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Noun-

A woman who is a stereotypical annoying chick who begs to get married loves desperate houswives and those annoying shows, eats cookie dough after a break-up that really was not bad at all and their shoes MUST match their bag, All problems are solved by shopping. Total drama queen and must make everything like it's the end of the world. Says "like" A LOT. Almost an adult ditz except she has a brain.
-Like oh my Gawwwwwdddd Jereamy and I are through. He like totally broke my heart

-You're the one who broke up with him!!! Why are you moping!!!

-Yeah but the pain still hurts...

-You're a twig
by That one crazy kid October 25, 2006
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21
cracks her ankle bones - sounds
like twigs breakin'
You will be a cripple at 40 if
you keep up that twigs!
by moops September 04, 2004
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