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When you cup your testicles during masturbation in order to increase the intensity of the orgasm It feels twice as good when I cover.
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| 23. | Vinstigator | ||
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Originated from the term "Instigator"
An awesome flash animator that takes crap from no one and pwns any one who opposes him. He has been at Newgrounds since 11/12/03 and has already won four portal awards in a row (and even took a 3 month break from flash. He made his triumphant return in March 2004.) His accomplishments include Daily 4th place (twice), Daily 5th place (once), and Daily 3rd place (once). And right now, his batting average is 3.65 / 5.00 (A+). And his current average review score is 8.79/10.00 (58 reviews), and that's including the asshats that give him zeros! Here is a list of his portal awards... Portal awards: 1. FFVI: The Day After Part10, Daily 4th Place, 3/17/04 2. FFVI: The Day After Part9, Daily 3rd Place, 3/12/04 3. FFVI: The Day After Part8, Daily 5th Place, 12/22/03 4. FFVI: The Day After Part7, Daily 4th Place, 12/14/03 See that 3 month gap? Maybe he could have had twice as many awards if he made flash during that 3 month absence... "EG: If you are on Vinstigator's shit list, you better watch out!
"EG: You did what? You Gave Vinstigator a zero?! Are you fucking stupid?! Now your ass is gonna get pwned big time! "EG: Wow, you're getting really good at flash! You might be the next Vinstigator! |
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| 24. | Dom Walsh Syndrome | ||
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An illness relating to supporting a poor Premiership team in Manchester. Despite having Campo and Okocha, Bolton will still never be as good as West Ham. Sufferers of DW Syndrome are aware of this on a basic level, but struggle to admit it. More developed strains of the sydrome see the supporter wish he supported both Wolves and Walsall. The illness was named after the most serious sufferer. "I wish I supported West Ham as opposed to Bolton... NO! I DON'T! HE'S SO GOOD THEY NAMED HIM TWICE! LALALA!.....Mmmm Harewood is my hero...."
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| 25. | Holy Child | ||
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An all-girls "Catholic" 6-12 school situated in Potomac, Md, exactly 14 miles outside of Washington,DC. Despite traffic jams, oversleeping, late carpools, accidents on the beltway, and staying at home to write a paper due later that day, HC girls eventually show up on campus to bond over food, frees, and fake tans. Students are both Tiffanified and pear/ribbon belt wearing sluts, and artsy Hot Topic wearing, dyed haired rock chicks; despite "differences," everyone ends up as good friends by senior year. As far as reputations go- all girl schools are breeding grounds for sluts... HC girls are therefore no strangers to weekend bedroom excursions with Prep, Zaga, and Heights guys. HC girl 1: OMG, so Mary Margaret hooked up with Pat M and Pat K at Katie's house...
HC girl 2: Um, why do you care, I hooked up with him at the mixer, and then he hooked up with some Visi girl... HC girl 1: Yea, but I hooked up with him twice right after... and I want him to come to Holly Ball... ohhh let's go get pretzels from the receptionist! HC girl 2: It's ok, we can ask Mike R and Mike T instead... oohhh no it's Sarah's birthday, she has cake! And then we can go get pretzels. Oh and can I borrow your Bible, I lost mine or something. |
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| 26. | addy | ||
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1.Slang and short for adderal Addy is twice as good as ridzy
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| 27. | penn state | ||
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Good school, shitty people.
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Classes are somewhat of a challenge and most are at least interesting, many quite useful. The professors know their shit. Competent administration (otherwise, eveything would fall apart at a place this big). A bit pricey, but it's every bit as good as a high-end private school in most respects. Free busses. Most of the students here are either obnoxious or annoying, so unless you're either of those, don't plan on having any friends your first semester. Most of the girls are superficial cunts, so unless you like Britney Spears clones, don't plan on having a girlfriend the first semester either. Then again, there are plenty of ugly tennis-skirt-wearing girls here... There are some decent parties but not the best (due to the obnoxious people and the horrible music); although I will say that for some reason all the food you get around here is awesome, including creamery ice cream. It may be $2.15 per cone, but dammit, it's worth it. The two bars worth mentioning are the Crowbar, where they have renowned metal shows (I'm gonna see the Haunted monday!), and the Brewery, a hole in the wall with awesome drink specials and supports local musicians trying to get a start. As far as I know, the other 25,000 bars suck ass. (Yeah, at first it's neat to be in a town with "nightlife", but then you realize it's just pathetic and annoying, especially when you're trying to get through the traffic downtown.) Mike's music has an awesome selection of good music... |
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| 28. | Holy Name | ||
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A pretigious co-ed "Catholic" school situated in Reading, PA, about 1 hour outside of Philadelphia. Despite traffic jams, oversleeping, late carpools, and staying at home to write a paper due later that day, Holy Name students eventually show up on campus to bond over food, frees, and fake tans. Girls are both Tiffanified and pearl/ribbon belt wearing sluts, and artsy Hot Topic wearing, dyed haired rock chicks; despite "differences," everyone ends up as good friends by senior year. As far as reputations go- Holy Name is breeding grounds for sluts... HN girls are therefore no strangers to weekend bedroom excursions with Hill, Prep, Central, and of course, HN guys. As for the guys - they're notorious for cheating on their girlfriends with whoever they can find.
Holy Name girl 1: OMG, so Mary Margaret hooked up with Pat M and Pat K at Katie's house...
HN girl 2: Um, why do you care, I hooked up with him at the mixer, and then he hooked up with some Central girl... HN girl 1: Yea, but I hooked up with him twice right after... and I want him to come to Get Together... ohhh let's go get pretzels from the receptionist! HN girl 2: It's ok, we can ask Mike R and Mike T instead... oohhh no it's Sarah's birthday, she has cake! And then we can go get pretzels. Oh! And can I borrow your Bible?? I lost mine or something. |
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