Over the top fans of the Vampire series "Twilight". The kind of person who stands in line all day to get in to the midnight showing of the latest Twilight movie. Most likely they have read all the books and have picked a side... "Team Edward" or "Team Jacob." These people sometimes call themselves
Dude 1:Hey, so we going out clubbing tonight?
Dude 2: Ah no bro, I'm already on my way to see Twilight Eclipse at the midnight showing!
Dude 1: Wow, I never pegged you for such a Twi-tard!
Another name for a Twilight fan freak. A person who love twilight so much they have to worship it and attack people who don't
Girl 1: Omg I lurrrrrrv Twilight! Edward is so hawwwt
Girl 2: Jacob is lyek hotter lolololololololol
Jessica: What the hell are you talking about?
Girl 1 & 2: TWILIGHT! its lyek so awesome
Chuck: Ignore them. they are Twi-twits.
The Twi-hards can't wait for the next Twilight movie to come out.
A name, stemming from an ill-fated fictional character, lent to any of a number of personality types, including self serving, nancy-boy, parasol carrying goth wannabes, dickheads, morons, douche-bags, imbeciles, and generally any one person who causes extremely forceful instances of anger, fear, hatred, annoyance, or pure, soul-seething hatred at the mere mention of their name. Also; one whose name inspires fear of subsequent appearance. An immense cock, seeming to be brazenly insensitive about the problems of people around him. In actuality, he is too moronic to see past himself and his magic marker-drawn wrist scars
"Look at that Twi-Tard, he's a total Nightbreak"
Person 1: "Remember Nightbreak?"
Person 2: "Shhh! Do you want him to show up?!"
people (usually over the age of 15) that are way too excited to see any twilight film.
All of my friends went to see Twilight when it opened; what twi-tards.
A dad who has been bitten by the twilight bug and become a twi-hard. In most cases the bug is carried by the twads tween daughter and often by his wife as well. In most reprted cases the twilight bug is not transmitted between men of hetero sexual orientation so the spread is slow, as opposed to the wildfire type spread that is known to effect female twi-hards.
"I can't believe that you took me to see New Moon on opening night, your a great Twad!"
noun. a person obsessed with twilight, glee, and lady gaga
(Name here) is a twiglonster because he/she watches all the twilight movies, has seen every episode of glee, and loves all lady gaga music.