| 1. | Twi-Hard | ||
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A Twi-hard is a crazed Twilight Fan Girl (A book series by Stephenie Meyer i recommend the Host also by her much better than the more Popular Twilight Saga) they Love twilight more than life itself and Will do anything and everything to meet any of he actors or the author they want to be in the series as one of the main characters, and are so crazed they even think the characters are real having cardboard cutouts of them in their rooms, posters on every inch of their wall and a compute devoted to them possibly even a website or two (Or five hindred seventy nine which is not me I am only a fangirl of good things lol) Twi-Hard: OMFG!!! LOOK AT JACOBS ABS! OH EM GEE EDWARD IS SOOO SEXXXY SHIRTLESS! BELLA I WANT TO BE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Normal Human being: Twilight is sooo cliche'.... Twi-Hard: How Dar YOU!!!!! Best books and moveis EVER Written I love Edward/Jaco with al my heart!!!! Normal Human being: Umm they are fictional characters... Twi-Hard: No they are real I went to Forks Edward looked at ME! Normal Human being: Cardboard cutout... (by this point the Twi-Hard has gathered all her obsessed friends to beat up the human and the human is layign unconsiou on ground or in a bush/tree) (By now the Twi-hards have run back to the first ones house and are talking about twilight, acting it out, looking it up, buying twilight merch, and of course kissign pictures (yes girls and boys we know you do all of that stuff don't try to hide it) |
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| 2. | twi-hard | ||
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Obsessed fan of the gripping vampire love story/adventure/thriller saga, Twilight
One who is truly devoted to all books in the Twilight saga, the author of the books, Stephenie Meyer and also to the Twilight movie and all of its cast Frequently visits site devoted to Twilight for the latest news Billions of twi-hards waited at the 2008 comic-con for the moment they would see Stephenie Meyer and the Twilight movie cast.
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| 3. | Twi-tard | ||
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Over the top fans of the Vampire series "Twilight". The kind of person who stands in line all day to get in to the midnight showing of the latest Twilight movie. Most likely they have read all the books and have picked a side... "Team Edward" or "Team Jacob." These people sometimes call themselves Twi-hards. Dude 1:Hey, so we going out clubbing tonight?
Dude 2: Ah no bro, I'm already on my way to see Twilight Eclipse at the midnight showing! Dude 1: Wow, I never pegged you for such a Twi-tard! |
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The Twi-hards can't wait for the next Twilight movie to come out.
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| 5. | sookie stackhouse | ||
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There's Twilight and then there's True Blood on HBO, the much more funnier, sexier, gruesomer and overall BETTER version of Twilight. Based off of the Sookie Stackhouse books by Charlaine Harris (which are ah-mazing!), Anna Paquin plays Sookie Stackhouse, a blond haired, big chested waitress at Merlotte's, a bar in Bon Temps, Louisiana. Whereas Bella will whine and cry and stutter for a couple months wearing the same outfit (don't know what im talking about? watch eclipse) when she doesn't have her man, Sookie finds her man and gets her man whenever she wants him. Whereas Bella can't stand the thought of ever being angry with Emo Edward, Sookie knows how to lay down the law with Bill. And while Bella fantasizes about the perfect sex moment with Edward (so cliche - on a beach in a beach house all by yourselves and it is sooo romantic - bleh) Sookie gets it hard and NATURAL. So while they both are fantasy, Sookie's is at least real, in a bearable way. Bella is too dramatic. Sookie is the beast. Twi-hard: OMG Bella is so self assured! She can make decisions all by herself!
True Blooder: She jumped off a cliff - um, hello, suicide attempt anyone? - then sat in a chair for three months staring out the window wearing the same outfit because her boyfriend wasn't around to act all emo and depressed. Plus, if she wasn't stuttering and falling around behind Edward, she was giving Jacob a hard time by crashing on a motorcycle and threatening her life. Yeah, she's self-assured. Sookie Stackhouse never thinks about killing herself or sitting in a chair stinking up the whole place or falling over microscopic rocks. Twi-hard: But Edward is sooo hot! True Blooder: His chest is pale and disgustingly hairy. Plus he acts like he cuts his wrists in his spare time. Bill is smexy and doesn't act all emo. Random person to Twi-hard: IN YO FACE! |
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| 6. | Twi-Hard | ||
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A human being who is a fan of Stephenie Meyer's 'Twilight Series', consisting of 'Twilight', 'New Moon', 'Eclipse', and 'Breaking Dawn'. Twi-Hards are usually quite addicted to the series, and would be considered 'obsessed' by some. (Formerly known as 'Twilighters') On the set of the "Twilight" movie, Twi-Hards have been seen camping out so that they can both see the actors and perhaps sneak onto the set.
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| 7. | Sparklemob | ||
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The Sparklemob are a group of 14-30 year olds who are complete psychopaths. They spend hours each day on MySpace, Facebook and Twi-hard forums planning the kidnap and sexual torture of Robert Pattinson. These plans usually involve pillows, edible glitter and chocolate syrup. Friend: "What are you up to today?"
Member: "I'm off planning stuff with the Sparklemob" |
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