Cashmere Twerner
A complete and utter twern that wears cashmere coats. Usually seen sporting an overgrown mane and glasses
Cashmere Twerner by Maddogg-Jones August 18, 2008
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Twegner
A very important region of the male reproductive organ that has no function but to elongate and hang the sack.
The average ballsack has 3 major parts: the two testicles, enclosed together in the bottom of the scrotum, and a stretch of the sack that connects the lower scrotum to the base of the shaft. It is only present in warm conditions, as in colder temperatures it become invisible, not hiding but ceasing to exist completely until the climate returns to comfortable.
This stretch, called the twegner, is usually ignored as simply a part of the general scrotum. However, this misconception is harmful to the reputation of the twegner. The twegner deserves our gratitude--it allows semen to survive in warm conditions. It does so much unthanked work every day, and most of you never even thought about it once. If you have one, recognize and thank your twegner at every opportunity for having your back without you ever knowing. If you don't, please take the time to ask someone to thank theirs for you.
The average ballsack has 3 major parts: the two testicles, enclosed together in the bottom of the scrotum, and a stretch of the sack that connects the lower scrotum to the base of the shaft. It is only present in warm conditions, as in colder temperatures it become invisible, not hiding but ceasing to exist completely until the climate returns to comfortable.
This stretch, called the twegner, is usually ignored as simply a part of the general scrotum. However, this misconception is harmful to the reputation of the twegner. The twegner deserves our gratitude--it allows semen to survive in warm conditions. It does so much unthanked work every day, and most of you never even thought about it once. If you have one, recognize and thank your twegner at every opportunity for having your back without you ever knowing. If you don't, please take the time to ask someone to thank theirs for you.
1) "If I take good care of my twegner, it will take good care of me."
2) "Man--it's so cold in here that I think my twegner is gone"
2) "Man--it's so cold in here that I think my twegner is gone"
Twegner by The Anatomical Educator December 11, 2013
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Tweener Bag
A celebrity that makes little tween girls cry from their douche baggy ways or have an orgasm by making their tween hormones go hump a donkey. Sometimes both. Ex. Robert Pattinson or Justin Bieber Or just an extreme case of doucheness where the douche in question acts like he's the best thing that has ever happened to this world and considers himself a celeb. He gives himself a nickname that is veryyyy lame.
OMG it's Justin Bieber!!!! (has orgasm)- Girl
OMG it's Robert Pattinson!!!! (crys very much)- Girl
What a tweener bag!- Girl with sense
Heyyy guys wassup! It's the CONE here! Look at ME everybody! I'm sooo cool that you should take my picture (The Cone aka tweener bag)
OMG it's Robert Pattinson!!!! (crys very much)- Girl
What a tweener bag!- Girl with sense
Heyyy guys wassup! It's the CONE here! Look at ME everybody! I'm sooo cool that you should take my picture (The Cone aka tweener bag)
Tweener Bag by Miss Coker:) April 14, 2010
Tweener Weiner
A man that a woman uses for sex when she is between relationships. This man has no future in her life, he is a tweener weiner.
Scarlett had suffered sexual famine though she pursued a viable mate, she had been celebate for 5 months. She even became revirginated.
In a moment of lusty weakness she telephoned Maggie to say, "I am gonna do that sweet young pool boy." To that Maggie replied, "Set yourself free! He can be your tweener weiner baby!"
In a moment of lusty weakness she telephoned Maggie to say, "I am gonna do that sweet young pool boy." To that Maggie replied, "Set yourself free! He can be your tweener weiner baby!"
Tweener Weiner by GiddyUpGirlFL July 2, 2009