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tweetfreak 

Reminiscent of a speed freak (aka: the tweeker) it is one who's OCD about memorializing everything they do at any given moment on Twitter; that is, one who tweets incessantly, constantly and/or needlessly.
(phone rings)
Candy: Hello?

Sam: Hey, babe! It's me. Just callin' to see what you're doing tonight. Wanna go out?

Candy: Wait a sec...(tweets this call)...check me out on Twitter. I just twatted you (giggles).

Sam: Uhhh...I'm driving right now...I'm not at a computer.

Candy: Oh that's ok. Check it out when you get home. Seeya (CLICK).

Sam: What the f...?! I gotta dump that Goddamn, tweetfreak!
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twitterhea 

1) A condition resulting in tweeting frequent, short bursts of the most minute daily activities. 2) The collection of tweets from a group of people about the same event, resulting in highly repetitive clumps of observations.
1) Oh, I had to unfollow her, she had a bad case of twitterhea flooding my iPhone.


2) since I wont physically be at #railsconf this year, i'll attend virtually by lurking in the irc channel and consuming the twitterhea all day.
twitterhea by roll here eggo April 24, 2009

Twitterhea 

Pronounced as: Twitt - er - hea

Numerous twits in a short period of time of useless shit that no one cares about.
Did you see Baxters twitterhea about his job this morning?
Twitterhea by OSH and HWL June 23, 2009

Twitterhea 

A Twitter condition afflicting Twitter user that feels compelled to tweet constantly, about every meaningless thing they are doing.
Basically anyone with more updates than followers. Some would go so far as to qualify anyone who tweets more than 6 times per day as someone suffering from Twitterhea. There's no way your life is that interesting!
Twitterhea by DudleyDooRight June 8, 2009

Tweethearts

A couple who insist on having long sappy conversations on twitter to the annoyance of all who follow them
Jonh: I love you Heather! <3
Heather: I love you more John! <3
Me: Freaking Tweethearts, Will you just get a damn MSN convo already.
Tweethearts by Dr Simon Love February 16, 2010

tweeterrhia 

When you start tweeting uncontrollably. You just can not stop.
I was checking my mentions and got hit with a crazy case of tweeterrhia. Sorry for flooding your timeline.

tweethead 

1. A word that can be to describe certain people on twitter. People who tweet stupid, uninteresting mundain things. Similar to the meaning of:

-being a twit
-being a d*ckhead

or

2. A person who is addicted to Twitter, and twittering. Diehard twitters.
She can't even stop twittering to use the restroom or eat...tweets in her sleep. She is aciting like such a tweethead.