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A person with an inability to use twitter or is unable to tweet. This can also be used to describe a person with difficulty using social media in several varieties (Facebook, MySpace and other blogs)

Other forms of this are twittard.

Adjective - tweetarded, twittarded
I can't believe you can't use your iPhone or something to learn to use Facebook. You're such a twittard.

I can't figure out how to post pictures in my blog. I'm so tweetarded.
by Jayzie June 30, 2009
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Anyone who uses Twitter
You are a Tweetard
by 0001 January 10, 2010
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A Twitter whore.
Someone who is addicted to Twitter.
That tweetard posted 50 updates in one day.
by FreeMemory January 21, 2009
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A person who always posts retarded tweets.
Ray: Did you see Damo's latest post?
Mikey: Yeah, he's such a tweetard.
by Mikey The Comic December 16, 2009
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