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11.
Pronunciation: \'twēt\
Function: verb; noun
Inflected Forms (verb/noun): tweeted; tweeting; tweets/ tweets
Etymology: From English tweet
Date: March of 2006, the foundation date of www.twitter.com

verb
: to post a piece of writing under 140 characters in length on the well known website www.twitter.com; usually in a blog-like format that describes the state of being, situation, feelings, and/or random thoughts of the individual (Akin to a Facebook status)

noun
: a single piece of writing one posts on www.twitter.com
verb
<I really need to tweet about this experience on twitter!>
<God! I haven't been able to tweet all day because my computer is down!>
<“You can lead a celeb to twitter but you can't always make them tweet.” -Jonathan Ross>

noun
<Come check out this tweet man. This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen in my life! Why would they post a tweet about this! Jeez...*shakes head*>

Both
<I think I just tweeted the least important tweet ever!>
by Whatever_47 November 21, 2009
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Words related to Tweet!:

twibe dude dude! nice nice! sweet sweet! twibed twitter
 
1.
Sweet! on Twitter. Used instead of 'Sweet!' whenever talking about something to do with Twitter.
Marty: I just got twibed!
Scott: Tweet! Who's in your twibe?
by ocius1 April 21, 2009
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2.
1. A post on Twitter
2. To post a writing on Twitter
3. A weak chirping sound (such as that of a small bird)
4. To make a weak chirping sound
5. To suck your own cock
1. & 2. Sara - "Lol that fat kid is eating cotton candy on a paddle boat"
Jessica- "OMG!!!! I'm going to go on twitter and tweet a tweet so all my friends can join in on the laughter

3. & 4. Eric - "Do you hear that tweet?"
Brett - "Yeah that bird is tweeting?

5. Luther - "Fuck man I'm mad horny, I can't get any pussy and I broke both my arms so I can't even wack off. Oh how I wish I had the ability to tweet..."
by assmasturrrrrrr January 03, 2010
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3.
A post on Twitter, a real-time social messaging system.
I think I must be following too many people - I'm getting like a thousand tweets per hour.

Is it just my imagination or does Twitter sometimes 'eat' your tweets? Must have a 'tweet tooth' or something. (Jim Turner, 3/16/2008)
by ScottAllen March 16, 2008
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4.
A squeeky fart, usually the result of involuntarily passing gas while clenching one's buttocks to prevent a noisy escape of flatulance.
As we leaned in for our first kiss, I felt the pressure building inside me. I tried hard to hold it in, but accidentally released an embarrasing tweet.
by Ugly Dave November 01, 2011
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5.
n. A pointless update about what you are currently doing

v. To publish a pointless update about what you are doing on Twitter
Sara: Wow, what a lame tweet
Emily: Hey! I just tweeted that!

Jon's Tweet: I am going to tweet. Oops. I just did.
Mike's Tweet: @Jon That could be taken the wrong way dude
by CaityMandy June 16, 2010
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6.
Acronym for:

Total Waste of Everyone's Extra Time
Dude, how much time did you spend writing that TWEET?
by TheBioComputer iMagiNation September 21, 2013
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7.
The sound the cerebellum emits as it atrophies from the overuse of internet and texting shorthand.
As the celebutant began to compose a message to submit to her Twitter account, her brain began to fail. A distinct "tweet" sound could be heard coming from her head as she collapsed in convulsions.

One female spawn of Kris Jenner down -- four more to go!
by pyriticsilence November 20, 2011
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