Music for or by tweens.
Sonic Adventures 2 is full of tween rock.
a. Just another Disney channel money making tool that will make Disney money and like most Disney stars, be tossed aside when they starts to fall short of the marketing profits.
b. A band of preppy males who are targeted only towards the tween audience, and have been endorsed by Disney channel.
c. Tween music
D. Need I say more?
A. Bill: How long you give the Jonas Brothers?
Dave: I would say 3 or 3.5 years. Disney's stars are just getting worse and worse.
B. Joe: Jonas brothers? Who are they?
Chris: It's better not knowing. Disney Channel stars are just money makers for the Disney channel scumbags.
C. Kid: YAY!! Jonas Brothers!!!
Me: Jonas brothers? *Vomits*
D. Disney channel stars, nuff said.
Parent's don't get it.
(from the south park episode where the kids think the parent's music sound literally like crap, and vice-versa)
Dude my mom won't let me listen to tween wave. She just doesn't get it.
On June 8, 2011, South Park brought attention to this pandemic of "shitty" music which is plaguing our world.
"A new music genre for the era of 2009 - 2012 (tweens)... If you have kids now, they're probably listening to it" - South Park s15e07
It's most notable list of mutated infants include Justin Beiber, Jonas Brothers, and the entire cast of Glee (except Jane Lynch).
Signs you are listening to Tween Wave music: When all you can hear is someone ripping ass into the microphone over a drumbeat. More precisely when it sounds like shit is spilling out of the speakers and puddling on the floor.
"Did you know we're living in the Tween time?... I guess it's the peroid between 2009 and 2012..." - redneck 1
"der I'd heard that." - redneck 2
"So they got this feller down at the bowling alley who gets up on stage and shits his britches.. " - 1
"what fer?" - 2
"I don't know, but he gets up there and strums a geetar and starts loadin' up his britches up like it's goin' out of style... It's like some sort of 'britches holocaust'... he calls it Tween Wave" - 1
Thanks South Park!
Simply: it's popular music from 2009 to 2012. Coined by the creators of South Park in the episode "You're getting old." They are not making fun of a specific band, artist, or anything like that (maybe dubstep would be the best genre to describe tween wave). People are over-thinking this making it seem like they are ripping on Justin Bieber or something, but its a simple definition idiots.
I was just listening to a radio station that plays the most popular new songs, and that tween wave music sounds like total shit!
1. a member of a generic corporate shitass pop group that hit it big in the late 90s and early 00s. Nobody likes them except tween and teen girls who have godawful taste in music.
2. a young teen boy or a 20-something Gen Y man who follows along with whatever shit the idiots in suits dish out, gets a stupid haircut for a couple of bucks, doesn't know anything about rock'n'roll culture, likes Ally McBeal and basically wastes his life away.
1. The Backstreet Boys for real fucking suck out the ass.
2. The employee at the music store came up to me and asked me if I needed help finding anything. I asked do you have any CDs by the band Genesis. That backstreet boy took me over to the Christian pop section. What a dumbass!
Another new boy-band that is liked by tween girls who use lots of smileys when they write something. Their lead singer, Joe Jonas, basically just whispers and yells and it is counted as singing. If you have friends who like this band, be worried. Try to make them listen to real music so that they realize what crap the Jonas Brothers are.
Girl: omg i freaking love the Jonas Brothers, like, omg you have no idea.
Girl 2: stfu and listen to some real music