Tweelete 

Tweelete: To delete a tweet on Twitter after you've already sent it out to everyone, in an effort to hide what asinine thing you just tweeted.

Also: tweeleted, tweeleting, tweeletion, tweeleter, etc.

Oh, that Mrs. Private Citizen Half-term Governor Palin just tweeleted again! I guess she didn't have anyone do any fact checking for her before she sent out that tweet. Someone told her to tweelete it so nobody can find out how stupid she really is! palinized

Tweelete by RipleyinCT June 5, 2010

Tweegret 

Used on Twitter.com

-Term used for regretting a posted Tweet.

"I'm totally experiencing Tweegret after that last post."

Tweegret by GSMproductions July 22, 2009

Tweegers

A sensation in various parts of the body produced when the person witnesses something gross, scary or unpleasant

Amy felt her tweegers go when she looked over the edge of the tall building she was on

Tweegers by drvtrv May 1, 2016

tweepetry

A poem of exactly 140 characters sent as a tweet. Soon to be popular now that this definition has been published. Someone will develop a Web site to collect and disseminate tweepetry but they will have to thank me for it with adequate obeisance. Remember, it must be exactly 140 characters.

Tweepetry is born

The biggest Web aficionado
In Israel was just elected
Although he’s such a hawk
That peace is now at risk.
He ‘s Ben of Net ‘n Yahoo.
Will his power fail
When he slips a disc?

tweepetry by BioProf March 3, 2009

Tweelete 

When you catch a typo on your tweet and delete it, retype it correctly, and repost before anyone notices.

I used "your" instead of "you're" when berating someone's improper grammar, but I was able to tweelete it.

Tweelete by rannray July 26, 2017

tweegret 

the feeling that one gets that one might be missing out, by not participating in what seems to be a largely vacuous fad called Twitter.

I felt a twinge of tweegret, when I learned that Kim Jong Il now has a twitter account.

tweegret by caveatdumptruck August 21, 2010

tweezeturbate 

when someone has to use tweezers to masturbate because his hands are too big in compareson to his cock so he cant get the job done.

Bob: jim has a really small cock, i think he is under 8!!
Dan:8, thats not bad what r u talking about???
Bob:8 centimeters isnt big!
Dan:oh 8 CENTIMETERS. that changes things, maby we should get him a pair of tweezers for his birthday.

tweezeturbate by alex e February 7, 2005