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Someone insanley cute and adorable. Probably too good to be true. They make everyone smile from ear to ear to the point that it hurts. They can make anyone laugh and know just what to say. They always dress nice and are absolutely gorgeous
Jimmy: "Lacey is just so damn cute and nice"
Jimbo: "Yeah Lacey is so twee"
by Hobo-Vampire May 26, 2009
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-- of, or relating to, something of little value that can evoke such a delighted sound from someone of little intellect.
Those crocheted bun warmers are too twee for words.
by mbhiii November 26, 2006
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A hybrid of the words "tiny" and "wee" used to describe states of smallness.
"That twee bastard stole my hot dog!!!"

"Girl A: I hope your boyfriend dies of rectal cancer!!!!

(silence)

Girl A: Too much?

Girl B: A twee bit."
by Little Darling January 03, 2010
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The act of going to the rest-room while at work ostentiously to answer the call of nature but really to do some texting.
'Where's Bill gone?'

'Gone for a twee'

'He's left his phone behind...'

'Dick!'
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The phonetic spelling of how a person from Haiti pronounces the English number three. The location where you will most likely here this is in Little Haiti, FL.
Jean-Baptiste - "I got into accident car.."

Claims Adjuster - "You mean a CAR ACCIDENT?"

Jean-Baptiste - "Yea.."

Claims Adjuster - "Did you have any passengers with you?"

Jean-Baptiste - "Yea.. my brother, my sister, my friend Pierre Jean, my wife, and my twee kids.."

Claims-Adjuster - "I'm sorry sir, your what children?"

Jean-Baptiste - "My kids!! I have TWEE OF DEM!!!"
by Lucidly Dreaming November 01, 2006
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noun - twee is short for tweak, which is speed, and almost always refers to crystal meth, but ritalin, aderall, and some other drugs are also called twee
"would you like a bump of twee?"
by Dr. Lovechilde December 27, 2009
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the act of being very very small.
I'll catch up with you in a twee bit
by Jo December 02, 2004
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