Top Definition
a non-offensive word made of twat and cunt. Created to be used towards an ex-spouse without saying profane words. Created in 2008.
My ex-girlfried keeps calling me in the middle of the night, what a twaunt.
I wish my twaunt ex-wife would stop following me around.
by JMT-WHATELY July 19, 2011

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