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Twalking 

Verb: Texting while walking really slowly in no specific direction much to the annoyance of anyone behind you who is walking at a normal pace that are either blocked, or need to walk around you. Noun: twalker
Sorry I'm late, I got stuck behind a twalker
I need to quit twalking and pay attention to where I am going
I had to crawl through this twalker's legs to get past him/her
Sorry, I've been twalking in circles
Twalking by NicZB February 11, 2015

Sheriff of Twattingham 

A situation or individual so extraordinarily twatty that no other term will suffice.
Friend: Dude, did you see that fucking grunt?

You: Yeah, I know. He's the fucking Sheriff of Twattingham
The practice of leaving a blood trail or blood spots (known or unknown) while menstruating.
Mary left a blood trail all over her office chair and toilet. She's been twating all over the clinic!
Twating by Gouldswifter November 1, 2012

twatting hell 

British slang for "Holy fuck", or "Aw damn", and other similar phrases. Saying the term with a British accent makes it sound more legit, even if you aren't British.
Bob: Hey Frank, I think you're house is on fire!
Frank: Oh twatting hell, not again!
twatting hell by Katya Eye March 3, 2016

twatting it down 

She looked out of the window and realised it was absolutely twatting it down, putting paid to her plans to go to the pub.

The game of football in the park was cancelled due to the weather twatting it down.

Twalking 

Activity that implies physical activity (Walking) and connecting (talking) with others and the environment as a way to improve general wellbeing. Since 2020 there are Interestelar twalking challenges, played in teams of three which include bonuses as part of the activity.
She picked up her phone and went to the park. Since she moved to Australia, she loved twalking with her mum. This was her main way to feel connected.
Shall we twalk?
Twalking by Healthy lifestyle February 23, 2022