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1. To be hit on the head by another head or occasionally a fist.
2. To be very, very drunk,
1. "...this chav tried to steal my burger so I twatted him one..."
2. "I was so twatted last night, I still can't see who I'm sleeping with..."
Twatted by soozeh February 23, 2005
I smoked so much last night that I was twatted.
twatted by beewtbc November 10, 2011
This is a British phase and is used in the past tense, it means that one beat-up another, however it is also used to descirbe a single yet dramatic hit.
"This chav was all up in Dean's face, so he twatted him, right between the eyes"
twatted by Junyar-Kuro May 1, 2009
Gladys severely twatted her love rival and left her for dead
twatted by leeny burghers April 14, 2003

Twatted out

The feeling of being tired of Twitter or uniterested in tweeting.
I am canceling my Twitter account. I am twatted out.
Twatted out by Twila Magoo July 17, 2010

dry-twatted

1) To fuck someone (or something) over, and not in a good way.

2) Any situation that is comparable to being face-to-face with a dry twat. (we all know wet twats are better.)
Example1: (after being ditched for poker night) Man you dry-twatted me on playing them cards that night.

Example2: Buttr-Z wanted to play but got dry-twatted cuz she wanted to cuddle.
dry-twatted by drodhertzer August 19, 2014