TwitterTwat 

A complete twat , who believes he is adding value to the world by tweeting incessantly about his/her mundane life!

Part of the "Get a Life you Twat" Inititiative

"I had Kelloggs for breakfast ..." What a TwitterTwat!
"My poo is green...." What a TwitterTwat!

TwitterTwat by TwatMD June 22, 2010

Twittertition 

A competition run through Twitter.

I just won a free pizza through a twittertition!

Twittertition by mattywillie October 25, 2010

twittertit 

A person who uses twitter to broadcast shit to the world no one cares about.

Fuck, that guy is a twittertit. He is telling the world about which movie he is going to see.

twittertit by tweetertit December 26, 2009

TwitterTwat 

A person who tweets ignorant thing on Twitter.

Did you see the crap TwitterTwat posted today...doesn't know up from down, left from right or in from out. Completely ignorant of real things in real time.

TwitterTwat by DonaDonut February 10, 2017

twatterpaited 

when you have had a bit too much to drink and you become unnaturally attracted to the opposite sex. Twitterpaited + Twatted

a play on the word "twitterpaited" from Disney's "Bambi" which is a term used to describe the horny behavior of the adolescent animals at spring time.

"Eric was so twatterpaited last night that he woke up this morning with that fugly minger from the bar!"

twatterpaited by Richie Bangkok June 9, 2007

twittertwatter 

Inane twitter text composed by an idiotic

twat.

What utter drivel all this twittertwatter is. !

twittertwatter by E - FUMBLER February 28, 2009

TwitterTwat 

A new awesome Twitter client made especially for Twats to use.

Cdf12345 "Hey guys, what Twitter client should I use to tweet?"
RockStarr "TwitterTwat, for the sure, since you are a twat and all."

TwitterTwat by RockStarrBuffy January 23, 2009