Social networking service that allows its users to send and read other users' updates on their bowel movements (called "twats" or "shits").
Formerly known as Shitter, before the feature of sending multimedia twats was made available, and the daily limit of shits was increased from 100 to 1000.
Poon: Thanks to Twatter, I get to know not only when my friends take a dump, but also how the shit smelt like, its composition and occasionally, how it tasted!
Donna: I'm glad twats can be sent as text, images, video and audio! Personally, I film my whole defecation and post it for my friends. This occurs in excess of 600 times a day.
A word Joe Jonas apparently likes to use.
We don't have twatter or twitter!
The Joe Jonas version of Twitter.
"We don't have a Twitter.. Twatter, whatever that's called."
A person fond of frequently publishing over-indulgent twitterings which saturate their followers' pages to the point where they remove all contact and leap from the nearest fifteenth floor.
Example 1: Mother fucking Teresa will that Stephen Fry ever shut the fuck up the fucking twatter?
Example 2: Have you read that over-indulgent twitter from Sam Crawford? He's obviously a twatter.
The hypocrisy of his status update was evident when he wrote a second example which fruitlessly attempted to define the word Twatter.
An exceptional amount of girly twitter updates.
Twitter is a social network of simple status updates for you and a close network of friends.
Girls that may over-use and over-update their status with girly ideas and girly agendas will be doing twatter, opposed to the original, twitter
funinthesun - goin to the beach w/ the GiRlZ!
2 minutes ago from web
funinthesun - just saw matt, look at that package hehehehe!!./1/11
5 minutes ago from web
funinthesun - my tampon fell out =(
10 minutes ago from mobile
a person who uses twitter.
Oh he just twittered about waking up with bologna stuck to his chest. What a twatter.
Disambiguation of twat
1.) Slang term in reference to a person being like the female genitalia in the same fashion as vag
2.) A slang term, in jest due to its nature, for a plane used at the United States Air Force Academy. The United States Air Force operates three de Havilland DHC-6 Twin Otters for the United States Air Force Academy's skydiving team. The cadets affectionately call the aircraft the "'Twatter."
1.) "She is the king twatter"
2.) "Did you see the Twatter fly over?"
A social messaging network for women only.
I've got to get on Twatter immediately to let the world know that I just scratched my left ass cheek.