twatlick 

general means of licking a female's how's your father, though sometimes used as a derogatory term for a useless worker.
Also, the name of a famous military base.

Ms. Mikulski, I bet you have to pay by the minute for a twatlick.
Captain Harvey calling from Twatlick Air Force Base.
Joe Bamira, this is Jerry Kirsch. Why did you call me a twatlick?

twatlick by Peter Goesintwat December 15, 2012

Twatsocket 

A real bitch or an asshole.

"That filthy whore is a twatsocket!"
"He is such a twatsocket, I hope he rots."

Twatsocket by zoetta1980 September 11, 2012

twatpocket

A variant of twat used as a insult against one who is being particularly annoying or prick-like.

Person 1: How's your room mate?
Person 2: Argh! The smarmy little twatpocket never shuts the fuck up!

twatpocket by 12916studios December 7, 2007

twatblock 

when a female is deterred from pursuing a partner by unwanted participant. NOT when a girl cockblocks a guy.

Laura: "hey brend.."
Mike: "HEY BRENDAN! GET OVER HERE!"
Brendan: "Oh, hey Mike what's up!"
*Mike carries on a dead end conversation with Brendan before he takes his muffins and leaves*
Laura: "Hey asshat, why did you twatblock me?!"

twatblock by sarahtheresahhhh March 14, 2009

twatocks

a person who the word twat could not decribe them as they are worse than that. Twatocks is at least two twats, maybe 3.

the lead singer of the scissor sisters. what a twatocks

twatocks by cky211 May 24, 2007

tatlock special

To Finger a girl or boy then put your juicy fingers in their mouth.

James gave Luke a Tatlock Special

tatlock special by Jimmy the boy April 18, 2020

twattock 

A modification of twat, (literaly, little twat) used as an insult, and is useful when an extra sylable is needed in an amusing poem or suchlike.

My heavens, isn't Mary and Jimmy's boy a twattock?

Yes, but what did you expect from those two?

twattock by steroozi April 30, 2004