noun: a statistic involving the twat, the study of female statistics
noun: a disease suffered by those who act like a vagina all the damn time, also referred to as twatism.
n: I was studying the twatistics of that sorority and discovered that only 3 are still virgins.
n: 1. He is twatistic and cant help but act like a girl. 2. Women are all that twatistic ever thinks about, but he is never gonna get one.