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twatpocket

A variant of twat used as a insult against one who is being particularly annoying or prick-like.
Person 1: How's your room mate?
Person 2: Argh! The smarmy little twatpocket never shuts the fuck up!
twatpocket by 12916studios December 7, 2007
Related Words
a person who the word twat could not decribe them as they are worse than that. Twatocks is at least two twats, maybe 3.
the lead singer of the scissor sisters. what a twatocks
twatocks by cky211 May 24, 2007

twattock 

A modification of twat, (literaly, little twat) used as an insult, and is useful when an extra sylable is needed in an amusing poem or suchlike.
My heavens, isn't Mary and Jimmy's boy a twattock?

Yes, but what did you expect from those two?
twattock by steroozi April 30, 2004

twatrocity 

A nasty looking vagina. Combination of "twat" and "atrocity".
Dude 1: So you hooked up with Jenny last night?

Dude 2: Yeah dude, but her pussy was a twatrocity!

Dude 1: Bummer, dude!

twatrocket 

synonymous for the insult "dick". an overall asshole.
You're such a fucking twatrocket, Shonice.
twatrocket by CrazedJoker July 24, 2007
A phrase to describe the unfortunate act some people engage in, well basically saying the stupidest things. Even the most intelligent people can and do fall foul of this.

Although not noted for his intellect George W. Bush is surely the master of this act.
"Half this game is 90% mentality" - Twatocity
Saying "phwoar!! Who farted?" Whilst visiting an incontinence patient. - Twatocity

President of Twatocity said this - "Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?"
Twatocity by Noj77 August 11, 2010