A person who's behavior warrants them being described of a loose dangly vagina with warm leathery lips, and slight seepage that has crusted up giving it the smell of a blue room on a muggy July afternoon in Georgia.
That dumb bitch on plenty of fish wouldn't show me a picture of her butthole. She was a complete twatwaffle.

That beedy eyed so cal flat bill bro bra walked up to me. He said "what up my white nigga". I responded " you want punched in the face so hard you die you twatwaffle."
by Twatt Waffle Eatery August 17, 2014
I very small and exceptionally cute girl. Commonly found to be roaming the streets in a wheel barrow or feeding the neighbours cats.
See that girl over there.. She is an absolute twat waffle
by Cubble99 July 26, 2014
another word for the folds of skin of a woman's vagina,
labia
that just blows me away.... the amount of visuals... that the term "twat waffles" brings up....
by Mozes March 13, 2005
adj. a term to describe a girl at work who appears to be sweet but often settles disputes via bitchy e-mails and beleives that she is superior to her coworkers
"Dude, did you see that e-mail Candy sent out yesterday about the timesheets?"

"Yeah, that girl is such a little twatwaffle."
by Mermaidface December 27, 2008
an interesting word used in place of douchebag.

can add other words to make fun refrences to female genetalia
ex: well god damnit woman, why you got to be such a twatwaffle?

ex: well god damnit woman, i just wanna eat your tasty toasted twatwaffle
by nunsgonewild121 February 20, 2011
a usually sticky, fermentated rusty vaginal region. sometimes served with carrots. people dont usually go in there though, its dangerous, like akon.
fuck u twatwaffle!
by like it rough6941 March 09, 2011
what your mom has
I like syrup on my twat waffle.
by rwetyertyerty October 24, 2008

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