Someone who is a jackass and or douchebag
Stop being a twat waffle you whore!
by Some random hoe April 06, 2015

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Someone that has a face like a shrivelled up vagina.

Has very little friends and the friends they do have are cockwomble 's
Katie is a twatwaffle, her face is so much like a shrivelled vagina someone stuck a tampon in her mouth.
by Linda Truffles February 29, 2016

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dipshit, fucktard, douche, ignorant person.
Why do you pick on him just because he's gay? Don't be a twatwaffle.
by Packin May 18, 2016

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A person who's behavior warrants them being described of a loose dangly vagina with warm leathery lips, and slight seepage that has crusted up giving it the smell of a blue room on a muggy July afternoon in Georgia.
That dumb bitch on plenty of fish wouldn't show me a picture of her butthole. She was a complete twatwaffle.

That beedy eyed so cal flat bill bro bra walked up to me. He said "what up my white nigga". I responded " you want punched in the face so hard you die you twatwaffle."
by Twatt Waffle Eatery August 17, 2014

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someone who is just a total bitch
Rolando is such a fucking twat waffle
by thenydondada December 10, 2013

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A person who is a huge twat
She can be a real twatwaffle
by Sbox1980 January 14, 2017

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Term of derision, along the lines of douche bag. Can be used when joking with friends as well. This word was in use in Bucks County, PA as early as 1990 by high school kids.
"Listen twat waffle, I'm gonna kick your teeth in." - unfriendly
"Yo twat waffle, come grab a beer." - friendly
by TommyG21 April 08, 2010

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