twatfaced

adj. Extremely drunk, perhaps leading to humorous or embarassing results

John got so completely twatfaced last night he tried to karate kick a lampost for staring at him

by meep June 5, 2003

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Another word for a politician.

Tony Blair: opportunity blah blah blah new blah blah responsibility oink oink blah blah

Me: Fuck off, twatface.

by annoyed anarchist May 2, 2004

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The name instantly given to someone who has wronged you.

This could be an ex-partner, someone who is now overdue money that was lent or left you in a crap situation.

1. How is your mate mike doing, did he give you that money back for the ticket?

That twatface? Nah, I haven't heard from him in weeks.

2. So are you and Anna still getting along?

Twatface dumped me for some fuckface dickwad

by veeds1 September 8, 2009

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An offence where one has the face of a twat

Hey Twatface, you have the face of a twat. Twatface

by Lewis March 17, 2003

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A twat: an insuult used by a female to a male.
A codename used for a person you dont like. can be used for more than one person (eg twatface 2, 3 etc)

ellia: omg twatface just texted me AGAIN!

emma: ben is such an immature freak
sophie: yeah. There goes twatface 2...

by Libbixx January 7, 2010

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